BREAKING: Uruguay Lower House Approves Gay Marriage Bill

While the British are going through tantrum fits, and British conservatives are at each other throats... While thousands of French homophobes take to the streets to protest against gay marriage, I mean how dare they want to get married right? How dare you gay Germans ask for equal tax treatments! Now fuck off! Nein Nein Nein!!!

While "progressive" Europeans are running around like a bunch of fucking headless chickens and showing their true Nazi colors, lawmakers in Uruguay have already approved a gay marriage bill and it is heading its way to the Senate where it is expected to pass and be signed by the president next year.

Yes, just like that they went for it. No fuss. No drama. No 'look at me I kicked a gay man's ass and therefore I am not a homophobe' bullshit shenanigans. No thousands of citizens prancing around like a bunch of fruitcakes in tights dancing to their homophobia.

Way to go Uruguay. I think its going to take this side of the Atlantic to show progress on this and other issues. Already the Mexican Supreme court has paved the way for gay marriage across the country and Colombia is poised on passing legislation as well.

The Church of England will be banned from performing gay weddings, still many British people are pissing their pants over this issue.

Take that you whiny Europeans.