Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Teabaggers using Phil Robertson controversy to make money

Its becoming clearer to me that this whole Phil Robertson flop is nothing but a gimmick by the supposed Jesus-loving mud-dweller duck detective.

Not only are merchandise selling out and fattening the pockets of A&E execs (ironically, those meanies who dared suspend Super Jesus duck chaser Robertson) but also teabagger gold diggers are getting into the act.

Here we have an ad by the National Council for Freedom and Enterprise, a teabaggy Koch brother funded zombie group that is against big bad evil guvment' and protecting 'merica's constushion from teh gays:


The ad, which asks you to stand with poor multi-millionaire Phil and help him be on the show again, you know just like what the first amendment says (the A&E clause if you are wondering), then takes you to this 'petition':



Needless to say I used fake info on the petition form. But I come to find out that you can sign this petition with fake names and non-email characters and also interesting is that the Zip code doesn't even need to be real (I've entered '90666').

You click 'submit' and that takes you to this 'thank you' (as in thanks for submitting fake names to our fake petition that we claim we will send to A&E) page:


BUT you scroll down and...



...YES! Don't forget motherfuckers to give us an 'emergency' donation to stop teh gays from harassing poor Phil who has made tons of money from this controversy already.

LOL, and I wonder how many teabaggers have fallen for this scam. I bet quite a lot. The teabagger movement is quite a lucrative business I tell you that.