Jon Stewart nails hypocritical airheads crying about Obama saluting with coffee

In the latest pantie twisting contest by the right wing idiots at Faux Noise we now have what has become known as #lattegate.

Oh my god! The president has saluted soldiers with coffee in his hand. Stop. The. Presses. The drama queens are now in full crisis mode over the unbelievable and unpatriotic act of holding coffee while saluting as they rage with their fake patriotism.

Remember folks, these are the same fuck twats who have been cutting funding to our veterans' healthcare, stopped paying necessary funds to military families whose loved ones have been killed in battle, and also have a habit of booing soldiers who happen to be gay. I dunno about you, but I think booing at soldiers is a little bit worse than holding coffee.

But Jon Stewart has a different more honest take on all this:

Papa Bear complains that we don't have a general Patton

Faux Noise's Bill O'Reilly is out peddling his new book about how great it is to war monger using a hyper-masculine image of WWII hero General Patton.

In an interview trying to peddle his garbage Papa Bear laments that we do not have a war monger type of general who would push Obama to a war with Syria:

Patton would want to just go in himself to do it. If George Patton were alive today, he would be saying to President Obama, ‘Give me the third, I’ll go into Syria and I’ll wipe them all out.’ And he would. That’s what he would absolutely do. We don’t have any Pattons today.

Papa Bear forgets that we already have the type of General he is jerking off to: General David Petreus. Petreus is pushing for an all out war with Syria, that was his main issue when he was campaigning for Mitt Romney. Petreus and Papa Bear represent a military fascist clique that is bent on fascist war-mongering on behalf of wall street and war financiers like Halliburton. Papa Bear also seems to forget General Patton fought against fascism in WWII, and in particular Italian fascism in the Northern African theater.

Papa Bear may want Patton but the real question should be: does General Patton, who actually went to the battle field and killed the enemy himself even, want some pansy schmuck chicken hawk like Papa Bear who is willing to sacrifice other people's children in a meaningless war? I doubt it.

Here's the video of the interview: