Sunday, June 1, 2014

Justin Bieber caught saying racist joke on video

Hey Donald Sterling! Scoot your old ass over, looks like we are going to need some more room on the racist oopsies bench.

Here we have a video of 15 year old Justin Bieber saying a racist joke in front of a video camera (yeah, because that's where you definitely want to spout a racist joke if you are famous right?).



And yes I checked. It is him. And no it wasn't a lesbian impersonating Bieber this time.

I really do hope this would start the clock ticking towards the end of his dumb career as the no-talent annoyer-in-chief whose music only attracts pre-pubescent girls and creepy looking pedophiles.

As for the joke itself. Well, I heard worst. I am familiar with it and it is a little funny to be honest. And no it doesn't mean I am racist, just like my familiarity with gay jokes does not mean I am homophobic against myself either. These jokes are meant to be said at the bar with friends and we all say them. However this old joke needs a little facelift, instead of "run, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger" it can be "run, bieber, bieber, bieber, bieber" because, believe me (no pun intended), there are plenty of guys who would be more than happy to chase down this little prick with a chainsaw.

There are plenty of black people who say racist, gay, religious jokes all the time. In fact this particular racist joke I remember first hearing it from a black coworker who I worked with as a waiter. It gave me a giggle, but being in the restaurant business you got to expect this kind of shit.

As for Justin I would hope that this incident, even though the tape was from years back, would burst a bubble or two in the fucked up minds of the "belieber" bunch. But being how cultic they can be and how they jerk off to his every word I am doubting if this will even hurt him at all. Maybe perceived racism will be added to his list of admirable dysfunctions of pre-pubescent hyper-masculinity shenanigans like driving under the influence, vandalism, assault, trying to covendere an airplane and flipping off his granny.

In the meantime, the little cucaracha has issued a statement of annoyance and said that he is vewwyy sooowwwwyyy:
"As a young man, I didn't understand the power of certain words and how they can hurt. I thought it was OK to repeat hurtful words and jokes, but didn't realize at the time that it wasn't funny and that in fact my actions were continuing the ignorance," Bieber, now 20, said in a statement. 
I take my friendships with people of all cultures very seriously and I apologize for offending or hurting anyone with my childish and inexcusable mistake. I was a kid then and I am a man now who knows my responsibility to the world and to not make that mistake again."
Your "responsibility to the world" is to shut the fuck up and crawl back to the hole in Canada you crawled out of. Don't worry you will be doing yourself a favor too you know. There's a Mayor up there you will fall in love with and become BFFs I guarantee it. Oh and don't forget to take this douchebag with you too.