Monday, November 17, 2014

Convicted fraudster, church going maniac says he was 'delivered' from the gay yo!

A video has been making its rounds on the internets and youtubes of a young church-going maniac with a funny bow tie claiming that he was 'gay no more' and that he is now digging into pussy as he likes "Women! Women! Women! Women!" That's right ladies, this handsome homo homie is now available to rock your world:



Hallelujah! Oh lawdy! Lets hear that again sonny boy!



Although I would advise the ladies before they line up that his rap sheet is not that 'Christian':

gay-no-more-caldwell-mug-shot

It appears although he has been delivered from his evil homosexual demons, he hasn't yet gone up to the altar and ask for deliverance from the lucrative lifestyle choice of insurance fraud.

But all is well, according to the reactionary church where this 'deliverance' circus show was staged they meant not to hurt anybody's feelings (uh but what about hurting your reputation as a ... well nevermind), and put out a statement:
"A video, which is now viral, of a young man stating his deliverance from a particular lifestyle does not, in any capacity, speak to all of the remarkable things that transpired during this great church convention. We believe that we should reflect the love and compassion of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in all that we do. We do not in any way compromise our biblical position against same sex unions or in favor of biblical teaching on matters of sexual conduct. 
At the same time we expect that our clergy and laity will be civil and considerate as they speak to men and women regarding issues related to our Christian faith. We love all people, regardless of their faith or moral standards. When we fail to express ourselves with love and humility we contradict our witness to the world. Furthermore, the Church of God in Christ wholly condemns acts of violence against and the subjugation of any person to verbal or physical harassment on the basis of their sexual stance. Such actions violate entirely the Christian’s obligation to love our neighbor as we love ourselves. 
The Church of God in Christ will have no further comment on this matter."

 "his deliverance from a particular lifestyle does not" ... "We do not in any way compromise our biblical position against same sex unions" ... "biblical teaching on matters of sexual conduct." ... "speak to all of the remarkable things that transpired during this great church convention"... These phrases do rarely convey the message of a "loving" "Christian" and even "humble" church, and more of a church that is interested in fag bashing.

So this whole notion of "love the sinner hate the sin" is a laughable outright lie and is as believeable as having a convicted fraudster who lied to get insurance money claim, and we must take his word for it mind you, that he no longer sucks cock.

Entertaining maybe. Outrageous, fuck yeah. Funny, you bet on it. But for real? No way.