Warning! Warning! Stop the presses! Drudge goes bonkers over Michael Sam's gay kiss

The teabagger conservative "gossip" site Drudge Report had this as their top headline:

Which way is it teabaggers? When Sam came into our gaydar all of you declared that you "don't care" about his "personal life choices" blah blah. But now that he's drafted. Now that ESPN eavesdropped on him kissing his white twink boyfriend after being drafted into your precious "macho" NFL club all of sudden you now care. 

Do teabaggers know that gay guys often kiss their boyfriends? Are they that ignorant and naive? Maybe. Or maybe they are just a bunch of fascist hypocritical homophobic bigots?

And lastly, do they know that Matt Drudge is also a homo-queen who also likes big black cock? Do they know that he hit up the West Hollywood scene and got to kiss many guys? 

"NO! don't tell us that! Now we can't get that picture out of our heads!"

Okay. I thought you teabaggers didn't care.

You might say that Matt Drudge is a recluse and that he doesn't "parade around" with other dudes. Well I am sorry but Michael Sam is actually not an anti-social reclusive hermit. He actually has a life and he's enjoying it and loving it. He actually has a boyfriend that not only gives him ass every night but cares deeply about him. Maybe it is time you fag bashers get your own lives in order like he has. Maybe it is time that you stop missing out on life by being so enthralled with somebody elses. But eh, teabaggers.

Michael Sam has his cake and eats it too

Conservatives, teabaggers, bigots, homophobes, churchies, and muscleheads are having a fit over a pic of Michael Sam and his boyfriend kissing with cake on their faces.

Well douchebags, at least its cake and not egg as he finally did get drafted, regardless of your banters, fantastical "he ain't good" wishful thinking fake analysis or your childish squirming.

And it is funny that the bitching chorus is all about "freedom of speech and expression" when it comes to fag bashing. But when a gay black man shares a pic of cakefull bliss oh now we have crossed the line! "Take that shit down bitch!"

Live with it and have some cake!