Hey I thought football players were supposed to just "shut up" and play football

That is according to drooling hardcore mindless football fans.

They tell us that players like Kluwe and Ayanbedejo should 'shut up' about homosexuality and just throw that damn ball and spank your teammates butt cheeks in celebration.

Will we see the same reaction at this NY Jets player who basically couldn't wait to tell NY Daily News that homosexuality is wrong?:

“According to the scriptures, and God’s law, homosexuality is wrong. The act is wrong,” Davis said. “I’ve got homosexuals in my family who I love to death. I’ve got drunks in my family. I’ve got people who have premarital sex in my family. And I don’t agree with any of those things, but I still love and respect those people.”

So you show respect to people by calling them a bunch of drunks and adulterers? Nice. Yeah, maybe this dumb typical homophobic football player should just take his fans' advice and just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Dumb football fans want players to shut up about politicis (if its pro-gay of course)

We hear this same meme time and time again: football players should shut up about gay marriage. That is the typical moronic response from football fans to players like Kluwe and Ayanbedejo. Maybe if these fucknuts would have just let the courts deal with this issue instead, they wouldn't feel as if football is turning out to be "Glee on the field" and "cramming" it down "your throats." Had the Supreme Court been able to deal with this issue properly and just rule in favor of the constitutional mandate for allowing gay couples to marry a decade or so ago, we will never have heard of the likes of Kluwe and Ayanbedejo. And football analysts would be go back to using their on-screen markers to draw funny penises.

Yet here we are because initially this is what anti-gay marriage bigots demanded. And now crying that your virgin ears hurt every time a football player speaks in favor of gay marriage it is just simply a pathetic ploy of astronomical proportions.

Here is an example of a shit-for-a-brain dumb ass (ironically calling himself "smartman") who is demanding that all of this discussion about gay marriage be halted:

Unwanted media attention? I thought players wanted to all the attention. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought players join the NFL for money, pussy (or DL cock) and for the fame and not to be some dumb fat fuck yokel's puppet. Personally, as I am not a freak invested in football like some childish maniac living in his parents' basement looking like Baby Huey with a sweaty stained football jersey on while ranting on online in anonymous forums like a wimp, I don't really care if football players are homophobic or not, if they suck dick or beat up homos in the locker room or march with George Takei in the NYC gay pride parade. In fact, I am the least person to care what athletes have to say about anything. However, that isn't to say that they shouldn't be genuine and say what they want to say: they are entitled to that like everybody else. I realized that these players are not just mysterious cybernetic droids, they are at least humans, and we humans are in deed very expressive. But then the nacho and beer breaths in the stands don't want to know that players are human, you see, they only care to win because these idiots themselves are losers in real life and can only (mentally) win and feel like having accomplished something by living bi-curiously through a young male athlete who has in fact accomplished something (though I personally don't view football as any sort of an "accomplishment").

Oh, but if a meat-head player is against gay marriage, hurray!!! The "First Amendment Fairy" has waved her magic wand and bestowed upon that player the special power of being right by just opening his "big mouth." My mistake: its not a "big mouth" - it is now technically freedom of speech all of sudden. You see, the forefathers of our country died in bloody war so that fat ass Americans can gay bash a basketball player. How neat.

So next time when any football player opens his "big mouth" and talks about anything gay, both pro- and con-, would I be allowed to throw my pink stiletto shoe at him? Or would that make me a "homosfascist?"

Transgender lesbian Justin Bieber reportedly attacked on stage in Dubai

before justin's sex-change

I guess some some dude is really into transgender lesbian singer Justin Bieber that he forget one thing: she's a LESBIAN! Oh, yeah, and there are security guards all around her too.

Didn't Bieber get a peni-plasti? Reportedly her cock works, and she can pee standing up while using it too. That's not her only talent though. Besides warding off gay guys who want to hug her (like in the video below) she can also continue to sing even when her lips are not moving while escaping the attack.

Air Force officer in charge of sex abuse prevention charged with sexual assault

Yup, you read that right.

A heterosexual Air Force officer who is in charge of sex abuse prevention within that service has been charged with sexual battery and assault after groping an innocent woman like a dog mauling on a piece of meat:

The incident happened just after midnight Sunday when a drunken Krusinski allegedly approached the woman in a parking lot in Arlington, Va., and grabbed her breasts and buttocks, according to a police report.

Police said the woman fought off her assailant and scratches can be seen on Krusinski’s face in his mug shot.

He was charged with sexual battery and held in lieu of a $5,000 unsecured bond, the police report said.

Remember, all the repukes and teabaggers were foaming at the mouth saying that if homos were allowed to serve openly in the military there will be an uptick of sexual assaults and homos trying to rape poor innocent breeders like the punk in the above mugshot.

Yup, these homos are tearing our armed forces down with all of their man-butt raping.

Is Jason Collins a hero?

Yes and no.

Yes if you are a gay basketball player, and especially if you are still in high school and you are constantly reminded by people around you in society that being gay is a 'sin' and 'morally wrong.' To them Collins is a god sent blessing from heaven which one could argue that he's coming out may have saved some few lives from potential self-harm and suicide.

This is, of course, not a sexual issue but rather a sports issue. I really don't care much for sports at all, well... because 'I have a life.' Sorry no offense. Jason Collins only revealed his sexual orientation not exactly what sexual positions he likes, how big his dick is, or if he's a top or a bottom. Some of us need to get over this fact, including gays. Being gay doesn't equal sexual conduct, though it is a part of it. Being gay means you LOVE and dig dudes in every aspect.

And so for those of you who say he isn't a hero fine we get it: because most likely you are not a basketball player who is into dudes yourself. We don't need to know how much you resent that some people are calling him a hero, and that you 'don't get it.' Heck even I don't get basketball heroes at all. But nonetheless there they are, and if it helps some few gay basketball dudes feel better about themselves I am all for it. Hero or not.

LETTERS FROM THE MENTAL HOSPITAL: Stupid airhead bible thumper foams at the mouth

Here we have another bible thumper thinking she knows the mind of the creator and shit that only crazy raving lunatic selling pencils from a cup at a street corner.

Lets take a look at what this mental patient has to offer in a form of a childish argument against gay marriage:

"The union of two homosexuals cannot be called marriage."

Says who? I thought you right wing reactionaries ram freedom of speech down our throats all the time. And now you are demanding that others refrain from calling gay marriage whatever they want, including marriage. And besides in the English language we've used the word 'marriage' to describe other types of unions, most of which do not involve humans (like the marriage of a proton and a neutron). So if someone calls my union a marriage what are you going to do? Call the marriage police? Call Rick Perry (who fucks young Mexican men)? Call Jesus? Call grandma? WHO is going to monitor the appropriate way to use the word marriage? These psychotic reactionaries have a long history of fascist tendencies, and this is no different.

"God calls it detestable and degrading of their bodies."

Uh, no. I mean what kind of stupid God just sits by casually observing and calling names on things he supposedly despises? If he's truly "God" (and that is still debatable) then he should do something about it or just shut up. Clearly this "God" must be another mental patient that is closely related to this patient.

"These relationships are not motivated by love but shameful lusts. Those who approve of same-sex unions should know the company they are keeping. (Leviticus 18:22 and Romans 1:24-27)"

And this is based on WHAT precisely patient? Supposedly Jesus says that the old testament doesn't apply anymore, and if you are a real sophisticated biblical scholar (which you are clearly NOT) you would know why Jesus actually even broke many of the old Abrahamic codes in the ancient (very ancient) Hebrew text, hence why it is called "OLD" testament and is NOT part of the gospels (which are the books we call the "NEW" testament that apply to Christians). And Romans is all too well a mistranslation (like many other passages) and to add to that, the author of said book, "Paul," was a very angry dude and had various opinions on anything that Jesus really didn't care much to talk about (i.e. homosexuality).

"Many supporters of “gay marriage” claim to be compassionate and think they are promoting equality. They don’t seem to realize that if you go against God’s will you are on the side of the devil. You can’t make wrong right. God clearly revealed his design in his word."

Another pompous statement. Yet we live in a country that gives us the right to side with the Devil (according to the patient). Yes people can "think" they are promoting equality just like people "think" they are speaking for the Creator that created The Universe. And no, it is quite impossible to side with the Devil unless you are in clear communication with such entity (as opposed to Satan, which is a total different entity according to the Bible). And God did not "clearly" revealed "his design" in "his word." That is clearly a bogus claim that even the Bible cannot support. Many Biblical scholars rightly think that the Bible is referring to many gods since when these gods speak they have through various times contradicted themselves. So whoever or whatever these gods were, they were certainly not THE creator. In fact there are certain passages in the Bible where the gods don't even know where certain people, things, and places are located. Not really god like.

"Ephesians 5:12 says “Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them. For is shameful even to mention what the disobedient do in secret.”

This is just cherry picking. I did a whole study on Ephesians when I was a Jehovah's Witness, and the whole damn book goes no where near homosexuality. At all, period. The patient is starting to lose it here and obviously has clearly lost her train of thought and instead picked a simple text at random.

"I read John Rupkey’s letters to Sen. Miller and Rep. Pelowski in the April 16 Winona Daily News and he does not seem to be ashamed of his lifestyle but rather parades it."

The patient is now clearly troubled by the actions of loving adults and the real psychosis that has motivated her to write this screed are becoming increasingly clearer. Some people have psychological disorders whereby they hate to see other people have what they themselves lack (happiness, money, success) and would want to do something to take it away (like vote against their happiness, money, and success).

"I strongly disagree with Mr. Rupkey about the inevitability of “gay marriage” being accepted across America. It is still illegal in 40 states. Also, a recent poll of greater Minnesota showed 74 percent were against redefining marriage. I believe that the majority still wish to preserve marriage as it has been since the beginning of time when God instituted it between one man and one woman."

Also we see here the patient is no longer engaging in meaningful debate dithers and is now resorting to multiple delusions, and may even be hearing strange voices.

"If you agree with me, please call, write or visit your congressmen and express your views. The vote on this vital issue will be in the near future.

A famous person once said, “All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing.”

Though by now the patient seems to have probably forgotten what she is writing about, sometimes mental patients think that they are fighting evil forces (like when Ben Kenobi defeated the evil and now corrupt Anakin Skywalker) but in reality are only playing with cardboard swords while riding an office chair.

Prognosis: this mental patient is clearly suffering from severe hallucinations, anger issues, loss of memory, and inability to have rational debate. Yup, clearly a teabagger. 

Isn't this headline a little suggestive?

I think it is.

Would just LOVE to hear those stories, wouldn't you?