Thursday, September 4, 2014

J-Lo's BF Casper Smart allegedly cheating with a transgender woman

Not sure if this is true or not, but who knows. Apparently Smart, or someone that is impersonating him (most likely the case) is eyeing the ass of a transgender woman on the internets and would like to fill it with his hot meat.

I dunno, you decide.

WIN: Appeals court rules Wisconsin, Indiana gay marriage bans as unconstitutional

The US 7th Circuit Court of Appeals in Chicago has ruled that gay marriage bans in Indiana and Wisconsin do in fact violate the US Constitution in a unanimous opinion.

Wisconsin attorney general has vowed to appeal the decision to the US Supreme Court.

Even though teabaggers have been able to get one win a few days ago when a federal judge upheld Louisiana's gay marriage ban, almost all federal court rulings have been in favor of gay marriage.

These delusional teabaggers like NOM's Brian Brown even have the audacity to proclaim that the gay marriage "house of cards" is beginning to collapse, just because of ONE ruling. Yeah right. Dream on asshole.

Today's unanimous ruling confirms the tidal wave of judicial precedent that we homos have a constitutional fundamental right to get hitched.

In the ruling the court held in part:
The court said that "tradition" isn't a "lawful ground for discrimination." The court also said that "homosexuals are among the most stigmatized, misunderstood, and discriminated-against minorities in the history of the world." 
"Not that allowing same-sex marriage will change in the short run the negative views that many Americans hold of same-sex marriage," the ruling continued. "But it will enhance the status of these marriages in the eyes of other Americans, and in the long run it may convert some of the opponents of such marriage by demonstrating that homosexual married couples are in essential respects, notably in the care of their adopted children, like other married couples."
Teabaggers can dream all they like but its looking very bad for them and their flimsy arguments that fail to hold water in court. Really bad.

UPDATE: Joan Rivers dead at 81


UPDATE: Comedian Joan Rivers has died at the age of 81. Her daughter Melissa Rivers confirms:
"It is with great sadness that I announce the death of my mother, Joan Rivers," Melissa Rivers said in a written statement today. "She passed peacefully at 1:17 p.m. surrounded by family and close friends. My son and I would like to thank the doctors, nurses, and staff of Mount Sinai Hospital for the amazing care they provided for my mother." 
Melissa Rivers added that she and her son, Cooper, who is Joan Rivers' grandson, "have found ourselves humbled by the outpouring of love, support and prayers we have received from around the world. They have been heard and appreciated. My mother’s greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon."
Also there is an internet rumor that Betty White has kicked the bucket, but fortunately she is alive and well. Having three dead comedians in 30 day period would be too much.

UPDATE: Joan Rivers is now reportedly in a medically-induced coma after suffering what it now appears to be cardiac and respiratory arrest. Doctors are not fully aware how much brain damage Joan has gotten (to be honest I thought she already suffered from that condition lol) while she was rushed to the hospital during an endoscopy procedure and how it is going to affect her.

Meanwhile her only child Melissa is having to deal with this unfortunate situation:
Distraught daughter Melissa Rivers could face a life-or-death decision on her comatose mom Joan depending on what doctors find, a close friend told the Daily News. 
Melissa, who flew in Thursday from California with son Cooper, was expected to hear from doctors at The Mount Sinai Hospital about her mother’s prognosis one day after the comic nearly died. 
Joan Rivers’ only child was an emotional wreck Friday while awaiting the medical update on the ground-breaking comedienne who remained in a medically-induced coma, another source indicated.

It appears she may have to make a decision on whether or not to pull the plug on her mom. We'll see what she has decided and if Joan's condition improves (I mean her current medical condition, not the other conditions that we have already been exposed to over the years).

ORIGINAL POST:

It has been reported that comedian Joan Rivers, 81, has been rushed to Mt. Sinai Hospital in Manhattan around 10 this morning after she stopped breathing during an endoscopy procedure and is critical condition. Which is strange since endoscopy procedures are not surgery and doctors only sedate you. An endoscopy is when a doctor takes a camera and violates your throat in order to take a look in your tummy.

She could have had complications due to her age or all of that plastic that probably covered her air hole. We'll see what happened.

She's been in the news lately making jokes about Obama being gay and Michelle is actually transgender.

Maybe some ENDoscopy jokes are in order or would that be too brash? Just kidding.

So watch this space for any updates on this matter. Hopefully that face of hers hasn't turned blue too much.

Christian Jihadists to protest and picket the Dallas Cowboys for signing on Michael Sam

God Hates Fags church step aside, there is a new kid in bigot town who enjoys raging fag-bashing pickets just like you in the name of Jesus Jihad. 

Michael Sam, the first openly gay player in the NFL, was signed on by the Dallas Cowboys and will join the team's practice squad. But then some Jihadist bible-thumpers got wind of it and their panties are now unwilling to untwist themselves from their retentive anuses:
The group American Decency says thousands of right-wing Christians will demonstrate at AT&T Stadium Sunday to protest the Dallas Cowboys signing Michael Sam to its practice squad. 
Jack Burkman heads the group which claims to have 3.62 million members in 41 states. Burkman says, “We cannot just stand idly by as Christian values and morals are trampled. We will do whatever we can to preserve family values in this country.”
Aren't these the same douchebags who cry and moan about how gay football players create "distractions." Yet they are willing to get thousands of others to protest outside the team's stadium to create some noise and media attention, or in other words "creating a distraction."

And I am sure that a group that calls itself "American Decency" is also picketing football players who torture dogs, beat wives up, get high, and drive under the influence. Right?

Dumb fucks.

Is Michael Sam a marketing ploy for the Dallas Cowboys?

ESPN had a very interesting piece about the possibility that the Dallas Cowboys signed on Michael Sam, the NFL's first openly gay player, as way to market the team's brand and to keep its name in the news.

Though some football heads are whining about how Sam is always in the news, though in reality he's only been on 6% of all the sports articles written this current year, I can see how this could work.

The team's owner, Jerry Jones, is one clever wise guy and marketing guru whose business plan seems to be to keep winning as many games as possible while at the same time keeping the team's name in the news, with whatever news as long as its eye-catching. Signing an openly gay player to the team, even the practice squad, is no doubt going to turn some heads and most likely bring in new fans (gay and pro-gay ones) which translates to bigger jersey and merchandise sales.

ESPN opines:
Remember, Jerry is a marketing genius who believes every word written or spoken about the Cowboys, positively or negatively, is good for business.  
Jerry's approach is among the reasons the Cowboys have one of the world's most recognizable logos.  
See, to Jerry, a player who keeps the Cowboys in the headlines is as important as a player who helps them win. A player who can do both is invaluable. 
Maybe, the Cowboys' perspective has changed because the defense has the potential to be the worst statistical unit in NFL history. Then again, he could be joining the Cowboys' practice squad because it'll help Jerry sell even more Cowboys' jerseys than he does now.  
After all, Sam's jersey has been among the highest-sellers since the Rams took him in the seventh round. 
The above seems reasonable to me and it goes to show to all the football heads out there that NO, sometimes teams do not make football exclusive decisions only. Sometimes they make political, personal, and in this case, business decisions.

Why I cover the Michael Sam saga

Recently I been asked why I'm covering the Michael Sam saga as he pursues to get a career in the NFL being that, as stated in a previous post, I find pro-football to be like having a grown man childishly play in a McDonald's play pin (I been called a "football-phobe"). Yes, such harsh but yet truthful words. Truthful in the sense that is my honest opinion, one of many homos out there who are watching this drama unfold.

The thing is I cover are things that interest me and this story interests me. I personally don't like football but I do like Sam. He sounds smart, he's honest, he is without a criminal record unlike many in the NFL, he's attractive and yes he's big homo like me. Hence, I hope you all understand why this story might arouse my interest.

Many football heads get annoyed with every article or post on Sam. Well get over it. Sam is an interesting fellow, and to a lot of people it is very exciting to see an openly gay football player make it to the NFL. And that's understandable.

Football is one of those things that can easily pass over my head. The typical drama faced by many teams has been for a long time typical, and typical is not for me the least bit interesting. The Sam story is not at all typical. And just like a grown man who, yes, plays in a McDonald's play pin we can all laugh about it and find it silly (or disturbing depending who you ask) it is no doubt eye catching and not so typical and we are going to talk about it (at least I am). So when a gay man does it, not only is it funny and silly but also uniquely different and interesting once you add the gay layer to it.

And lastly, I cover many other things that other gays do that I find interesting but yet consider such things to be well, silly and childish. But I still cover them nonetheless.

Lets face it, when was the last time a openly gay man tried to join the NFL and actually did?