Sunday, June 9, 2013

Reactionary 'Christian' rages over supposed 'homosexual assault' on his religion

He rages like a complete lunatic here.

Conviniently titled 'The Homosexual Assault on Religious Freedom" the loon dithers and complains that gays are out to get him and his beliefs. Oh please give me a damn break teabagger.

This country is seriously fucked up because of morons like him who rave about non-existent "assaults" that only exist in their heads and ignore the real problems of our country and society.

Oh but please: don't we dare talk about real physical assaults against homosexuals by crazed thugs who think that being gay is a sin against God, and that its okay to bash gays. Yeah, lets not talk about those assaults. Right teabagger?







Sunday, June 2, 2013

New Gay Pride debit card, pretty cool

Hey peeps,

Its the season for pride, as in LGBT pride month, and many around the country and the world will be showing their pride. Going to pride - especially if its your first time - is always a great experience.

As many of you have been noticing, going to pride events is getting a little hefty on our gay wallets. If you're going to spend those big pink dollars why not do it with pride?

I been using the new Pride debit card from Card.com. It's sweet, and its fabulous. Show it off to your buddies this pride season and the rest of the world that our pink dollar MATTERS! Not only can you use it at pride, but it can be used like any other debit card. You can reload it, take out cash at any ATM around the world, and also use it as a credit card anywhere VISA is accepted. And heck, you can also add direct deposit from you employer (or that free Obama socialist disability check that is all the rave at Teabagger rallies).

Get the new Pride VISA debit card here.

And don't forget to shove it down the throat of the next anti-gay baker who refuses to sell you and your undocumented fiance Ramon a wedding cake. Give that teabagger the finger and tell him that you are too proud to use the Pride VISA debit card with flaky homophobes like him. Remember, our pink dollar is worth something and there will always be real nice good bakers who will be PROUD to swipe the card and bake you and Ramon the gay wedding cake of that will make RuPaul's queens fume with bridal jealousy.

My grocer did (and he gave me that 'look,' if you know what I mean - another added plus of using this card).


Saturday, June 1, 2013

What's wrong with blaming blacks for their slaughter on Illinois gay marriage bill?

Is it racist? Is it taboo? Is it the hypocrisy that dare not speak its name?

Please, give me a damn break.

Black people wanted equality, so why can't we blame all who are equally as responsible for the downfall of gay marriage in Illinois?

The radical do-nothings of the Left are as bad as the teabaggers if not worse. Their mode of operation is treachery, lies, deceit, and fraud.

We were promised a vote on giving green cards to bi-national couples in the up coming immigration reform bill, yet the Left were so eager to stab gays in the back and voted with the reactionary bigoted fascistoid teabaggers of the Republican Party instead. And the Left had the audacity to demand that gays step aside and to let illegal immigrants cut in line in front of them even though most gays seeking this right are obeying the law.

And so we have Illinois democrats who shamefully showed us yet again the true treacherous nature of their innate borderline lunatic dysfunction. They demand to be known for their "support" for "equality" yet when it came down to it they actually, as by unintelligent design, voted against the gay community last night. But heck, not a problem. There are plenty of pussy gay activists out there ready to excuse this failure and shield those who are in no doubt responsible for this failure, especially if they happen to be black.

Martin Luther King said that we should not judge blacks based on their color but based on their actions. But yet we are denied that basic equalizer.

As a Mexican I been giving my people heat whenever they fall into the homophobe dungeon. I yell at them and poke them until they learn that what they are doing is completely wrong. And it works. Its actually beginning to work with regard to immigration reform, as some Mexican activists are seeing that brushing gays aside is not going to help their cause one bit, but will end up doing the opposite effect.

We have already called out Latinos, Asians (remember the OC Tet parade fiasco), Irish, Catholics, Cubans, all of these groups have responded positively to the error of their ways. We call out white Evangelicals and teabaggers, all of whom continue to hate gays. Oh well.

But the slide of hand that is being played against the gay community by the Black Caucus in Illinois is just so pathetic. The blacks want it both ways. They want to be viewed as "progressives" yet satisfy their inner hunger to bash gays for their sinful and satanic ways. And what is worse is that calling these people out is now considered "racist" - why? Because they are black, that's why.

Calling out Mexicans, white teabaggers, Asians, Cubans, Latinos, is considered not as offensive, but most of the time encouraged. But blacks... they are a special kind of race. They are still living under their own self imposed Jim Crow of the 21st century. They are so detached from reality and the rest of society that they refuse to come out of their little afro-bubble and assume responsibility like real men who actually feel equal to anybody else. The childish pseudo-hyper masculinity in black culture is nothing but a rejection of equality, as well as a rejection by black men to take responsibility for what they do to others. Not only one must claim equality, one must also act upon it, assimilate with the rest of society on basic principles, and assume all the privileges and responsibility that comes with being equal to others, because once you are on the same footing with someone else you are no more special than them. 

We are not calling out blacks because we like to pick on them. We are calling them out because they are making a really big mistake in thinking that denying gay people their due equal rights will not come back and bite them in their black asses. It will. And I am calling them out so as to save them from future embarrassment.

So how can trying to save blacks form their own mistakes be at all "racist?"

The teabagger bubble: Typical response to gay issues

On wedding cakes:
Teabagger: Business has a right to discriminate against anybody.
Gay:  Okay fine, I will own a business and I will fire anybody that does not agree with gay wedding cakes.
Teabagger: You fascist Moaist heterophobe! We have first Amendment right to a job while spouting anti-gay rage. If you want your own sodomite wedding cakes open up your own "GAY" bakery!
 Gay: Okay fine, I will open up my own bakery that only bakes for gay weddings.
 Teabagger: NO! You're making Jesus cry! Its an abomination! Stop shoving your lifestyle down our throats!
Gay: Fine I will bake my own wedding cake.
Teabagger: You're probably using Obama food stamps, I don't want my tax dollars (which I don't pay) going to subsidize sin... sooo NO!
Gay: No I will be using my own money that I got from working for your business.
Teabagger: I didn't know I had a sodomite working for me. You're FIRED! And its my first amendment right to fire anybody who disagrees with MY world view.
 On gay athletes coming out:
Teabagger: Can he just keep it to himself? Why do we need to know he packs fudge?
Gay: But he is just speaking out, like other athletes that speak about their religious beliefs and their personal lives.
Teabagger: He's just an Obama bot fascist communist pinko Maoist sodomite who is after my guns! This is just more gay propaganda!
 Gay: And Tebow was then just more 'Christian propaganda?'
 Teabagger: NO! He was doing what the Constitution tells him to do: love Jesus who invented Football! We Christians have a right to speak out against homosexual propaganda.
Gay: Is Jesus a man? That's strange. I thought a man loving another man was, you know, sin?
On gay marriage:
Teabagger: Marriage is for a man to marry a woman who was created by Jesus Christ for man's enjoyment. You homosexuals can call your "union" something else, but NOT marriage.
Gay: But doesn't the First amendment guarantee freedom of speech? Why can't I use the word "marriage." 
Teabagger: Because! ... It makes Jesus cry!
Gay: Okay fine, let's have civil unions.
Teabagger: NO! Its against our state Constitution...
Gay: But you said we can call our "marriage" something else.
Teabagger: GET OFF MY LAWN HOMO!!!