Monday, June 30, 2014

Christian Taliban wins Hobby Lobby case at SCOTUS

In another dismal ruling by the R.A.T.S (Roberts, Alito, Thomas, Scalia) of the Supreme Court, it appears that for-profit corporations can now exercise religious beliefs and impose them on their employees. It has ruled that Hobby Lobby has a right to deny its female employees contraception if the owners and shareholders of such corporation find that it contradicts their bigoted religious views.

The tides of fascism by the Christian Taliban of America are rising as they persist to impose their brand of neo-Christianity and pseudo-religion on every American. They are not content in just worshiping and following their beliefs in their own lives, but they must also impose it on wider society, a sign of theocratic fascism.

Though Alito stressed in the ruling that it only applies to contraception, I call bullshit. This court is well known to not heed to its own advice on decisions but to adhere to the premise of said rulings to satisfy the special interests that these fascist justices represent.

Very soon we will have corporations owned by Jehovah's Witnesses, though not that many, say that they don't want their employee health coverage to pay for blood transfusions and Christian Scientists and Alex Jones wackos would resist in having plans that pay for vaccinations. Lets be clear: health plans are part of an employee's compensation and therefore property of the employee and he/she can use such compensation as they wish - I wonder what happened to this ideal that teabaggers who are applauding this horrible ruling used to bark about. All of sudden property rights for employees goes out the window, as they are trumpeted by the wishes of their wealthy labor lords. But this is, of course, goes well beyond property rights.

Some may say that the parade of horribles from this ruling will never happen. At first nobody ever thought that corporations also held religious beliefs, to say such a thing you would have been rightfully laughed off the stage but now it is becoming a mainstream ideal among Christian Jihadis and teabaggers of the right wing. And today the parade of horribles is being laughed off the stage by the teabaggers and Talibangelists because it is not today that these Christian militants want all out religious anarchy but they are willing to wait until the very soon future in which this ruling has festered for a while.

And of course, this bullshit ruling does not only concern healthcare but also other matters of law. This would mean that Christian anarchist teabaggers would be able to fire fags because God hates their faggy sins. Already you have these fascists claiming that they would disobey anti-discrimination laws as much as they can. And now with this ruling, they will have the R.A.T.S of the court as their allies.

On the other hand, let us remind these teavangelists to be careful what they wish for. Because anything they can do we can do, and in matters of law and jurisprudence things can get a little double edgy swordy. That would mean that progressive religious folks would be able exercise their freedom of conscious on others which could manifest in firing of right wing religious hacks who oppose gay marriage. Don't be fooled when the teabaggers read out their libertarian bogus script on how "fine that would be." They will not be fine with that at all. Their fascistic hypocritical behavior has already been exposed: let's not forget that they went into a rage when Mozilla, a private corporation, "forced" its CEO to resign for donating to the prop 8 campaign that banned gay marriage in California.

This is not about religious freedom. The right wing will never allow people with progressive religious beliefs to also be granted the same privileges that they are seeking. They are, like their teabagger predecessors of the Holy Roman Empire where landlords were able to impose their religious beliefs on the surfs who lived on their lands, for all intends and purposes trying to impose their version of Sharia. That's all it is, and that's all it is about.


Sunday, June 29, 2014

Is this World Cup tweet on Mexico's defeat by KLM airlines racist?

La raza is still wheeling and weeping over the defeat of the Mexican team in the World Cup in a match against Holland in which the Dutch scored their winning goals in the last minute.

There is a lot of (really boring) controversy surrounding the match and penalty shots blah blah. And so Mexican soccer-heads are riled up over this indignation.

To make matters worse for them, the Royal Dutch Airlines (or KLM) sent out this tweet right after the Dutch team won the game:



As you might expect, some of the Mexican soccer-heads did not take too kindly to this borderline racist tweet from a Dutch airliner. You're not going to mess with us cabrones! We don't know where the fuck Holland is but once my cousin Jorge Googles your ass, we're going to fuck you up!

LOL. Oh settle down everybody. Ya basta!

For crying out loud, aren't these the same people that love to chant "Puto" during the matches? They do realize that some gay people (not me though) find that term offensive, even though FIFA might think otherwise? Yet they chant "Puto" all day every day. And now here they are crying foul and calling this tweet racist after their precious team lost the big match.

Watch me as I play Mexico's smallest violin with in my sombrero wearing my mustache. Ya basta pendejos!

Oh and the airliner is indeed wrong about the tweet though, it should have been this: 


There. That's much better. Now all of us are on the same page.

Mexico loses 2-1 to Holland in World Cup match

There was disbelief among my family members hours ago as Mexico lost to Holland in a knockout match that ended 2 to 1. Basically the Mexicans are now going back home to dear sweet Mejiko, or as Republican Teabaggers would say "securing the border."

There was a lot of "rabble-rabble" going on, finger pointing, Spanish cussing (more than usual) and the constant reverting to if "only I was the coach I would have done x, y, z" etc.

I'm not a futbol (soccer) fan. I am light years away from the hysteria precisely because of the aforementioned annoying behavior of soccer-heads including those in my family. And because of this I should come out and defend the Mexican team just for the sake of humanity, hey at least they tried. They tried their best and obviously the odds of actually winning the damn thing are always so great. Just leave them (and everybody else) alone and take a chill pill. It's just a game.

I know, I know, I know: "it's the World Cup Jose!" So what? This event happens every four years. It's not a one time thing.

I tried to enjoy the game by just looking at (some of) the players and imagining their hard bodies against mine, jerking them off and having them blow their load all over me as they scream "me vengo!"

Well... What can I say? I find pro-soccer (outside the US) to be boring and overrated (mostly overrated) so I have to keep myself entertained somehow. And is not because I am being smuggish. No way. If you want to see smug look no further than the super fans around me acting like a bunch of pompous ignoramuses thinking that they know more than the coach of the Mexican team.

I have nothing against soccer personally. Its a great workout, I know. And kids love it (as well as the adult aged kids). In fact I find some of the hot soccer players intriguing and interesting at a personal level. Maybe that's because I don't invest my whole masculinity based on their willingness to win soccer matches. As a gay man I am very much secured in my own masculinity.

I sort of laugh as well when I see my raza complain and whine that "FIFA is corrupt, the Mexican government is corrupt, the team is corrupt." And then of course, you cannot have the annoying whinny voice of emasculated Mexican men without speculating on unproven conspiracy theories that maybe the team was bribed to lose or that Mickey Mouse paid the ref to do his bidding. I wonder if the Dutch know that. Oh right, nevermind. They don't give a shit, they are out there celebrating this win.

And this is one of the many problems of mi raza. We are great at pointing things out, but are lousy at doing anything about it. So instead, mi querido paisanos, of going gaga for futbol and getting into meaningless rages over little petty issues of certain matches of the game, why not stop this senseless distraction and actually do something to invoke change in our social political world that we so despise (as they look down and kick the rocks near their feet).

Okay, fine. Have it your way.

Eh, at least we have the US... they are still in World Cup right?

Monday, June 23, 2014

Fascist Opera singer calls gays 'fecal masses' and throws husband under the bus

A Georgian opera singer was fired from Opera Australia for a Facebook rant that she wrote calling for violence against gays in Georgia and calling us basically pieces of shit:
Opera Australia has released soprano Tamar Iveri from her contract following a furore over "unconscionable" homophobic comments posted on the singer's Facebook page....A statement posted on the Georgian opera singer's Facebook page 18 months ago compared gay and lesbian people to fecal matter. 
The post took the form of a letter to Georgian President Giorgi Margvelashvili in which she implored him to "stop vigorous attempts to bring West's ‘fecal masses’ in the mentality of the people by means of propaganda".
Well thank you very much you bloody witch.

But then she had the audacity to actually throw her dumb super religious husband under the bus and accuses him of writing the screed on her Facebook page. Oh really?
On Saturday, Iveri posted a message on Facebook saying that her husband had been using her account at the time, describing him as "a very religious man with a tough attitude towards gay people". She accuses him of changing her original letter and posting it under her name. 
"You might imagine that I was not happy with that at all and I immediately deleted it when I saw the text about half an hour later. This text does not express my own opinion," she wrote.
Oh please. Stop trying to insult our intelligence you stupid cow. And guess what? We homos are a "very progressive bunch with a tough attitude towards bigots like you." And since you were trying to enter the Opera scene, which is basically the gayest thing on earth outside of Elton John's bathroom closet, you are obviously the one that, ironically, ended stinking like shit in the end and got your ass fired.

Don't worry sweetcheeks. I heard Fuax Noise is looking for an Opera singer to do interludes during Sean Hannity's show as he tosses the football around in the background. You'll fit right in with the rest of these quacks. If not, well you can always apply at your local Chick-Fil-A, they are always looking for dumb bimbos to do the drive-thru windows.

And if it is true (which I highly doubt) that your husband was responsible for your demise, well tough cookies. You had every intention to publish a letter anyway denouncing gays for their persistence on being treated like human beings. And that for me is enough. And by the way, you both deserve each other.

Dumb ass student gets trapped in a giant pussy sculpture

An exchange student from the US (who else) was playing around on a giant pussy sculpture in Germany and got his leg stuck in between its luscious granite lips.


A group of 20 firefighters have to come out and rescue the horny American student. They were able to pull him out after 30 minutes of giggling and chuckling and the barrage of selfies that the firemen no doubt took with this stupid dumb ass. I bet you more than anything that it was the giant boner he had that made him stuck in the first place and it took 30 minutes of sheer embarrassment in front of German firefighters to let the blood flow back to his brain.

Either this was a Freudian slip and the jerk was trying to feel like how it was when he was passing through his mommy's sweet cunt at birth, or this dude must be a virgin and he was experiencing his first time inside some pink pussy.

Obviously he doesn't listen to the Groucho Marx sounding voice of Mark Levin who advises men that they need "stop chasing genitalia." See, now you learn, as we Mexicans say.

They say that the sculpture is worth $200,000 and that no damage was done to it except for a giant cum stain which was properly wiped down by a gay firefighter. But the picture is of course priceless.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Uganda rages about being 'blackmailed' over anti-gay law

The Christian Taliban regime in Uganda has reacted to sanctions that the US is going to impose for passing the infamous anti-gay bill that will put all gays in jail for life.

They are now claiming that they are being "blackmailed" by the United States.

Oh go fuck yourselves. First of all, these so-called "sanctions" are basically cutting certain benefits that we American taxpayers were giving you. You are free to lift your pathetic non-country from its economic ashes and be self-sufficient at any time, therefore there is no need to beg for our evil homo-western money. We're not threatening war, economic embargoes, or engage in any other maneuvers in order to "blackmail" anybody.

If any I wish we actually did blackmail this so-called country and then some. Countries, wannabe-countries, mini-states, war lord territories or whatever have no right to violate an individual's natural human right to exist. We fought against this right wing fascism in WWII for a reason: to get rid off dumb asses who think they can toy with a human being's physical life and exterminate them because they belong to an unpopular minority.

I think that these goons who are running that so-called country have no authority claiming any type of victim-hood being that they are the ones who are beating up, murdering, raping, and imprisoning people just because they are gay. Let's get that point straight.

Stephen Colbert on changing tide of gay marriage, David Boies and Ted Olson on the show

Stephen Colbert talks about the changing tide of gay marriage and finally decides to take no position, like a real republican hack politician!


Next, Stephen interviews the power attorney team David Boies and Ted Olson who are fighting for gay marriage in the courts and were able to win gay marriage in California:

Jon Stewart takes a crack at stupid teabagger moron Rick Perry and his gay/alcoholism commments

Jon Stewart reacts to Rick Perry's comments on comparing homosexuality to alcoholism, because you know... being gay can lead to impaired driving, liver cancer and wife beating.



Hottie gets arrested and his mugshot goes viral

A very attractive hottie by the name of Jeremy Meeks from California was arrested during a gun sweep. He was booked, fingerprinted, then posed for the Hugo Boss camera crew who also happen to take mugshots at the local police department as a side job it appears.

I mean look at him:


Yup, that is his real mugshot, its not one of my photo-shopped pics. He is so gorgeous that women's nipples were turning hard and gay guys (and even some straight dudes) started howling.

And now he's officially becoming a national sensation as the hottest felon of all time. He's warming our hearts and flooding many tiny veins with blood as he pistol whips his associate Sammy for not hiding the stash properly as the cops ram through his door.

And what is a national sensation without memes:






The guy obviously should consider a career in modeling instead of crime. Or at least consider hustling as the prefer career change.

I know he's making a lot of women's panties wet and some gay men cum in their tighty whities but as for me... Well he's hot, but not my type. I know, I know, I know. The thing for me is that I think of men like I do with caviar: I think the expensive stuff is pretty nice, but the cheapest, though may not be as elegant, is pretty tasty for me (and yes that's actually true about caviar as well).

And by the way the guy is already married with kids (although that shouldn't discourage any of you I think), here's his wifey:


Oh well. Gush, why is it that the cute ones always turn out to be bad boys.

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Totally delusional, narcissistic, lunatic, quackery at NOM's #March4Marriage Straight Klan Rally

The bigots gathered (though in small numbers) and crawled out of their caves or holes (take your pick) to show how awesome it is to have heterosexual privilege at their March 4 Marriage Klan rally for breeders.

Ignoring the Groucho Marx sounding voice from their "great leader" of the teabagger bowel movement telling them to "stop chasing genitalia," these bigoted little toads croaked out loud about how great their genitalia is working to breed the human race and hence how we must stop the evil faggots from getting married. Yes because if we do not stop these pesky homosexual sinners from getting married we will oppress these bigots' dream of a boring heterosexualist society (and believe me straight guys and gals, this is what they have in mind for you).

Though they cry and play small violins in order to convince us they are not fag bashing, they are just "standing up for marriage." This is the classic "lets lift our status up in order to oppress the other" trick used during the racist periods of our country when white men bashed blacks and other people of color by saying how great it is to be white. "We are not racist, we just support the white race" was the once prevailing motto of teabaggers of the past (and even some still say this in this day in age).

Though we homos have our gay parades and pride celebrating how its "okay to be gay" we do not say that being gay is better than being straight. We do not hold rallies demanding that straight marriage be extinguished in order to preserve our homo-privilege. So trying to compare (as I have seen) gay prides to this pathetic and unexciting (and in some cases disturbing) NOM rally in Washington DC is just so contorted and is just plain bullshit. We gays do not feel threatened by the existence of heterosexuals, (in fact many of us find straight men to be intriguing) in comparison these bigots get their panties in a twist and feel that America will fall into chaos and disarray every time a homo sucks a cock.

They are so threatened by butsecks that they have to of course hold a heterosexual Klan rally of paranoid, lunatic, narcissistic, fascistic misfits ranting and raving (sometimes even in tongues). It is like having a nightmare of a 'ex-gay' exorcism after eating too much Chinese food while listening to Glenn Beck.

Here we have the fat ass Huckster who rolled into DC from the swamps of Arkansas blathering on about "god's judgement" and fear-mongering that gay marriage would make God super freaking mad:


Next we have some senile black pastor token telling people to discriminate against gays even if it means "going to jail" because that's what he eventually learned after being a supposed civil rights movement activist (although I never heard of this hack) fighting against discrimination:


Then we have the petulant voice of a whinny Kermit the Frog (though the real Kermit is much more cooler) who likes to reinvent American history and case law to get the amazing crowd of 30 or so churchy blue hairs all pumped up:


Here is a fire and brimstone "reverend" that somehow found Doc's DeLorean in 1955 and came to the year 2014 to bug the fuck out of us:


And of course they got the raging lunatic Pentecostal wannabe New York senator Ruben Diaz who spoke in tongues like a true fascist with a cowboy hat who made all the supposed "Hispanics" in the huge crowd of 30 or so respond (mainly just white blue hairs who by grace of God got the Hispanic spirit in them when this loudmouth came to the podium). Let us be clear, Diaz does not represent Hispanics or Latinos or whatever. In fact he is a Dominican reactionary Pentecostal minister and as such he only represents (and who the fuck appointed him to represent anybody?) a very very very small minority of Hispanics/Latinos in the this country being that the overwhelming majority of them are in fact Mexican and Catholic who usually support gay marriage and find this guy to be totally fucked up out of his mind. Remember this is a guy who performed exorcisms on his wife in his basement to keep her in line. Oh, and be on the look out for those nasty homosexual demons roaming the Schools of New York City too, I know you might be saying WTF? but that is what Diaz is warning us about so how the fuck should I know:


And since this "rally" of sorts is taking place in Washington a teabagger congressman from the do nothing Congress took time off his very busy schedule of doing nothing to vent about how great his wife's pussy is and that "real men" do not support gay marriage and they subjugate women. Really?  "Real men?" You got to be kidding me, because all we've seen so far is a parade of whinny little cunts complaining about having to bake a damn wedding cake for gay couples. So, boooo: 


And of course this is a NOM heterosexual Klan rally supporting pussy fucking and it cannot be complete without the delusional rantings of a mad man in denial who helped started all, Brian "Charlie" Brown:


And there you have it.

Another year another episode of dumb fucks yelling into the vacuum of space where nobody can hear them as we and modern society carry on.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Was Hillary Clinton just being shrewd in supporting gay marriage?

It is well known that B.J. and Hillary Clinton did not support gay marriage only until recently when it seems that the entire country was alas on the right side of history.

And there are many who believe that Hilldog and B.J. only came out for gay marriage because it was politically safe and feasible. In other words the Clintons were being shrewd politicians! Oh. My. God. I am. Completely. Utterly. Surprised.

If you have at least a couple of brain cells you would know that shrewd politicians like the Clintons and Obama are very calculating (I mean check out the 2008 democratic primary race to see what I mean). But then there are the reality virgins who deny all this, saying "say it ain't so Hillary!" One can only shake our heads in embarrassment knowing that there exist gullible people who actually believe that these national politicians have any morals and consistent principles.

Oh but don't you dare confront Hilldog about it. Listen as she lashes out at this NPR host for alluding to her political sleaziness:


I'm not saying that Hilldog should be held liable for her previous opposition to gay marriage. In fact many people genuinely changed their minds and that's all for the better. I do though tend to believe that Hilldog doesn't really care about gay marriage until it has become the new civil rights issue of our time. She might as well have supported gay marriage all this time (like Obama) and only voiced opposition to escape the heat of the moment. Hilldog's political ambitions made her more concerned about calculating her next move than the importance of equal rights for us homos, and I highly doubt that this character is well suited for being the Democrat nominee for president. But again, that's just me. Politics is not about honesty but style, so don't expect anything more than that.

Non-country Kyrgyzstan wants to be like big Papa Russia and bans 'gay propaganda'

A non-country named Kyrgyzstan is trying to impress Putin and piss off the west by imposing a much more sweeping bill that bans "gay propaganda" whatever the fuck that means: 
A Kyrgyzstan human rights group has passed a ‘gay propaganda’ bill in parliament.
The bill, similar to Russia’s own anti-gay law, will make it illegal to spread information about ‘non-traditional sexual relations’ in the former Soviet country.
This means it will be a crime for anyone to discuss anything related to LGBTI people in public spaces either through the media, or by organizing public events to discuss human rights.
Two issues: Again where the fuck is this dumb country and, Two: Again how can you prove intent with these kinds of laws?

Not only are these kinds of laws fucking horrendous and oppressive but are severely badly crafted. A seven year old Afghan boy with crayons could have drafted better legislation. If the intent is to prevent kiddies from being exposed to gay materials then the law must be narrowly tailored for that specific purpose. In other words you must prove intent. Proving intent is a very basic fundamental pillar of lawmaking that goes back to Roman Law and English common law. Without this the law can become meaningless by either being unenforceable (that is going in Russia actually) or too broad that it can affect a huge swath of the population who do not intend on braking the premise of the law (hence why Putin had to stay the Russian propaganda law during the Olympics in order to extinguish fears that the law is too broad).

If Putin and this other country were any smart (and they are not most of the times) they would have made sure that these laws actually contain strong definitions of intent, meaning that if someone actually gave gay propaganda literature (and not just a rainbow but actual materials that promote being gay) to an actual minor then the law would be much more clearer and even would have less of impact against gays. I don't know about your but I certainly never read a book or a pamphlet that tells kids how to go gay, how to give good blowjobs or how to have buttsecks, so prosecuting for such a "crime" would be a totally impossible nightmare for already incompetent Russian prosecutors and prosecutors of wannabe countries like Kyrgyzstan.

Arizona governor says state should consider banning anti-gay discrimination

After vetoing a bill that would have allowed for religious anarchy (but mainly Christian Sharia) in which bigots who want to discriminate against gays were going to be protected, Governor Skeletor of Arizona came to her senses once again:
“I do not believe in discrimination,” the governor told Capitol Media Services Tuesday. “We are in the United States of America and we have great privilege that is afforded to everyone.” 
But the governor conceded that, while existing state laws bar discrimination based on race, religion or gender, those do not extend to sexual orientation. Brewer said it may be worth exploring whether the time has come to change that.
Its simple, if you do not believe in discrimination and you do not want it practiced in your state in which would cause more national embarrassment as not only a racist state, but anti-gay bigot state, then by all means woman, fucking ban it then.

Just as she stood up to the tea crazies on Medicaid expansion (which greatly helped the state)and on the religious anarchy bill, she too can stand up to them on this issue. But my experience as a resident of this horrid state is that people actually are totally oblivious, in fact many who oppose anti-discrimination laws cite the fact that gay discrimination doesn't really exist. If that were the case, then lets repeal the anti-discrimination laws on race being that racial discrimination is far less frequent than anti-gay discrimination. But lets see them try and do that.

I'm not leaving Arizona just yet for familial reason, but for me there are bigger issues than the fact that the state lacks an anti-discrimination law that are pushing me out.

Monday, June 16, 2014

Obama to finally fulfill his promise and will sign ENDA executive order

After waiting more than six years, Obama has finally decided to fulfill his 2008 campaign promise to ban federal contractors from discriminating against gays in the workplace with an executive order:
According to the Human Rights Campaign, federal contractors employ more than 20 percent of the American workforce, and collect about $500 billion in contracts each year. Data from the Williams Institute shows that the order would protect 11 million more American workers from discrimination based on sexual orientation and up to 16.5 million more workers based on gender identity. 
The U.S. Senate passed ENDA in November but the House has yet to vote. Shortly after Obama's announcement, members of the Congressional LGBT Equality Caucus said they supported the executive order, calling it a step toward a full federal law
Get ready for some "rabble rabble" from the tea peanut gallery.

Michael Sam officially signs with the Rams

Hey bigots, take this news and shove it up your pipes and smoke it:
The Rams announced on Thursday that they had signed all 11 players selected by the team in the 2014 NFL draft, including Sam. A first-team All-American defensive lineman from the University of Missouri, Sam signed a four-year, $2.65 million contract, with $46,000 of it guaranteed, reported Mike Garafolo of FOX Sports. All of the Rams' rookie signees went through some financial education before signing their deals.
Even though bigots were in denial by trying to point out that Sam was no good and that he might not even make the cut are now probably shitting in their pants.

And by the way, that is one cool pay check and I hope he doesn't become an NFL statistic of going into bankruptcy a few years after leaving the league like all the other players. If I were his boyfriend I would not only make him an exquisite dinner at home but would definitely give him the best fuck he ever had, though something tells me that this already happened the night when he's contract was announced. Hot.

Anderson Cooper nails GOP anti-gay bigot to the wall

The Texas GOP has adopted a plank in their platform in support of 'ex-gay' quack therapy. So Anderson Cooper has been trying to get to the bottom of this teabagger tomfoolery and talks to a republican conservative stooge who thinks that its okay to push gay boys to fuck some pussy when they don't want to:


Its funny though because Rick Perry, the apparent leader of the Texas GOP clown car, is now defending his stupid comments on homosexuality by saying that all of this gay talk is mainly a distraction from the real issues. Uh Rick hon, let me remind you it is YOUR party that is actually entertaining the notion that gays can love women's cooch if they only try. It is YOUR party that is pushing for therapy that is well known to cause harm and suicidal thoughts in patients. It is YOUR party that doesn't care about the real issues and is instead, as Mark Levin would put it, chasing genitalia - the gay genitalia. It is YOUR party that is trying to pry into the crotches of gay men (and I think many gay men wouldn't mind) by taking valuable time and adding endorsements of 'ex-gay' quack therapy into YOUR party's platform. 

Bigots demand recount in Idaho gay rights ordinance referendum

A while ago the town of Pocatello ID decided to ban anti-gay discrimination in employment and certain public accommodations, but of course the conservative clown car rolled into town hall and demanded a recall of the ordinance and to put it up for a vote in the upcoming election to "let the people decide." The thought behind that was that they thought they could garner enough confusion (since these type of referendums can lead to confusion of whether to vote "yes" or "no") and just plain ole' God Hates Fags types to turn out to vote and deny gay people of the town any protection because of freeeeeeeeeeedoooom ya'll.

Well the bigots got their wish and the voters of the town took to the ballot and voted on the issue. But unfortunate for these anti-gay warriors the voters didn't bite and in fact approved of the anti-discrimination ordinance by a small margin of votes, but not enough for an automatic recount (around an 80 vote margin of victory). One would think that's that and we can then move on right? WRONG!:
A committee working to repeal Pocatello’s non-discrimination ordinance is seeking a recount in a close May vote that kept the law in place.  
The Vote Yes Pocatello committee applied on Monday for a recount of the votes that were cast in 20 of Pocatello’s 39 precincts on May 20, along with early and absentee votes, according to Bannock County election officials. 
Vote Yes Pocatello representatives confirmed Monday that they made the request and are planning to release additional information about their decision later this week.
Isn't that ironic? I mean these are the same clowns that rage about the "will of the people" and "let the people vote." But when they lose like this all of sudden fuck the will of the people, they obviously made a mistake! We demand a recount! This is not right!

Delusional teabagger thinks he can stop gay marriage in Wisconsin

A delusional teabagger has filed a lawsuit to stop gays from getting married in Wisconsin. He didn't need to do this, if only he would stop being a stupid yokel for once in his life he would know that the federal judge has indeed halted gay marriages and has stayed her decision until further appeal.

But the country critter whose face seems to be falling apart had this reasoning as to why he had a right to sue gays and stop them from getting married:
“We believe the county violated our civil rights by issuing these marriages licenses. When we voted eight years ago, the law was one man, one woman,” Braun said.
Yup... Cleatus thinks it is his civil right to stop queers from getting hitched. Lets get one thing straight you crazy teabagger: it is you who is violating other people's civil rights by denying them the basic fundamental right to marriage as dictated by the Supreme Court. It is your childish insistence that all of us sane people must be dragged in with you into your delusional teabagger warped world view. It is you that is causing all this pain onto yourself.

So don't waste the court's time, I mean don't you have some teabagger signs to misspell for your next KKK teabagger rally?

Pennsylvania clerk wants to halt gay marriage and appeal ruling

A Pennsylvania county clerk is asking the federal court to stay its previous ruling that struck down the gay marriage ban and is trying to establish standing in the case in order to appeal it:
A county official from eastern Pennsylvania is asking a federal judge to allow her to appeal his decision to overturn Pennsylvania’s law barring the recognition of same-sex marriage. 
Santai-Gaffney wants Jones to put his decision on hold and to allow her to step in to the case to appeal it to the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Philadelphia.
In the name of justice we must deny justice to gays.

The GOP Governor has decided not to appeal the decision after reading the writing on the wall, but this pesky clerk thinks she knows more than the high level attorney team that was hired to defend the ban and who lost. Delusional dreamer.

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Rick Perry says that being gay is just like alcoholism

Did Rick Perry just out himself subconsciously? He basically thinks that you can quit being gay just like an alcoholic can quit drinking brewskis:

The paper says that the governor responded that "whether or not you feel compelled to follow a particular lifestyle or not, you have the ability to decide not to do that." 
He said: "I may have the genetic coding that I'm inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that, and I look at the homosexual issue the same way."
Some may obviously find those remarks offensive. However, I dunno about you, but I get the feeling he's speaking from experience as former drunken queen.

The only time alcohol and gay comes into the mix is when a drunk straight guy is getting an awesome bj from his gay hair stylist Julio in the back of a Taco Bell at 2:30 in the morning. Anything else is just quackery bullshit.

Teabagger lunatic Mark Levin masturbates to Brat win and wants GOP to 'stop chasing genitalia'

The self-appointed "Great One" has decided to crawl out of his bunker (Hitler is not the only reactionary with a bunker I now see) to go on Sean Hannity's back seat show on Faux Noise to rage and basically masturbate to David Brat, a neo-confederate teabagger evangelist, who defeated Eric Cantor in the GOP primary in Virginia. The Groucho Marx sounding voice that looks like an aborted raccoon (maybe that's why he's so against abortion being that he doesn't want kids to look like him) also had something to say about attracting non-whites and in particular women voters, basically relegating them to pussies and cunts:
“Stop chasing ethnic groups, stop chasing genitalia,” Levin continued. “Talk to the American people. Talk about liberty, opportunity. Explain to them that Obama’s wrong, and that we need to unleash the American people and unleash the economy.” 
“You might be making news with that ‘genitalia’ remark,” Hannity replied. “But those that don’t know you don’t know your sense of humor.”
Humor? Was there something I was suppose to laugh at and find funny Sean? Please. The only thing here that we can chuckle at is this Mark Levin teabagger shenanigans because that is a giant joke, and a bad one at that.

And being for a woman's right to have an abortion or tie her tubes or whatever is not "chasing genitalia." And since Groucho Marx can only think of people based on their genitalia than we can assume that he is a giant old shriveled up dick (I mean look at that head of his, it is shinier than my dick's helmet). Believe me, Mark and other bizarre looking dickheads would wish that any human being would want to chase their ugly genitalia (do teabaggers even have genitalia?).

Watch the teabagger circle jerk in action:

Friday, June 13, 2014

'I'm largely Libertarian, But I want gays stoned to death'

That is what this teabagger libertarian running for the Oklahoma state legislature said about gays. But then it is interesting to note that it was another libertarian, Adam Bates, who (unwillingly) exposed him as a fascist homicidal prick that he is. Bates is somewhat disappointed on the fact that there are teabaggers and libertarians that are actually fascists by trade. He then tries to convince himself and everybody else that stoning gays to death is not libertarian:
"Mr. Esk’s comments speak for themselves, and I have no desire to rehash the outrage I felt at the time or to regurgitate the ubiquitous anger with which people have responded to the story. In fact, I believe the justifiably hyperventilated response to his comments is clouding a much more important issue than the insane beliefs of a fringe candidate in an Oklahoma House race: that Mr. Esk has identified himself as a libertarian while advocating for the most brutal violations of individual rights. This is far too common in liberty circles, and evinces a failure on our part as libertarians to distance ourselves from these attitudes and the people who espouse them. Opponents of libertarianism certainly can’t be expected to make the distinctions on our behalf, and so we must make it for them."
Let's be blunt about libertarianism as a former libertarian myself who like Bates was duped into believing this anti-American foreign doctrine (imported from Europe, namely the city of London, Austria, Bavaria) and say that it is totally impossible to separate libertarianism and people stoning gays to death.

Libertarianism was born out of the southern German areas during the Holy Roman Empire period when knights and lords each had their own land that was considered his own country in which he can impose his will and do whatever he wanted on it. Needless to say this lead to chaos as you had thousands of mini micro states all warring with each other in a huge collage mess that has lead to today's so called liberty movement or classical liberalism or as the Rockefellers and other plutocrats call it "the libertarian" movement (just to make it sound classy) and has now recently morphed to its original roots from the Holy Roman Empire where every person is his own country and can impose their own laws as they see fit, whether holy or secular or whatever.

Libertarianism entails the destruction of the modern state just like in the Holy Empire which lead to its demise as a failed state filled with mini-Hitlers and thus out of it was born the modern Nazi/fascist movement of "I do whatever I want" whether that is taking countries or exterminating Jews to suit the Libertarian program of Social Darwinism (survival of the fittest) and ever since 2010 they have now called themselves "teabaggers." In America the libertarian propagandists were people like the Mormon Church, the KKK, Rockerfeller family, Peter Theil, George Soros, Barry Goldwater, Locke, Koch Bros., John Birch Society, Paul Ryan, among others and they were able to use the media and their endless pocket books to actually convince the people that this country is libertarian and that they themselves are libertarians, and that the solutions to their problems is to have less solutions. This is a totally bad hoax as we all know that libertarianism or Teabaggerism was introduced in America in the 1960's as a response to the Civil Rights Act and the New Deal that helped America escape the depression caused by these same libertarians.

And so what does this have to do with stoning homos to death you might ask? Well everything. Teabaggers or "libertarians" (the PC label now used) seek to end the role of government in our lives or in other words end the modern state as we know it. That means that people should be allowed to do whatever they like just like the good ole days of The Holy Roman Empire. Libertarianism has no moral authority other than allowing its adherents to follow their own without consequences. It allows for those with the means to do so to buy up power and restrict a rump government (ie small government) to benefit and protect their prestige and power.

Yes, libertarianism has severe consequences and many dupes who follow it actually believe that libertarianism does not impose any consequences at all. Wrong, wrong, and wrong. Libertarianism makes us go against Social Security pensions, public health, public education, public works, public nutrition - which if any of these are taken away like how the libertarians want there will be consequences: you will have an unhealthy, dumb, backwards country where the mortality rate will exceed that of North Korea. These actions are in fact fascist because taking away the only few vehicles of an entire mass of people which has helped empower their lives and to therefore limit their mobility is something only a fascist would do.

So stoning gays is not far fetched for libertarians since they do not care about consequences and how their actions would affect others because of their delusional train of thought that they themselves exist in a vacuum and anything outside that vacuum can be rightfully ignored, extinguished and discredited (hence the xenophobia). But you might see libertarians including the libertarian party supporting gay marriage... Well duh, they believe each person is a country and you can do whatever you want based on your own beliefs and creed, and the sound of that might be attractive to gays but we must understand that libertarianism does not, cannot hold any type of moral judgement since that is the exclusive right of individuals only. And so as your own country you might be able to marry your gay boyfriend, but then what is stopping Cleatus from coming to your wedding and throw some stones at you instead of rice? Under libertarianism you have a right to do stuff that Cleatus finds horrible, like getting gay married, and Cleatus has a right to do stuff you find horrible, like stoning you to death. And we already see this in action as libertarians come to the rescue of bigoted business owners who offer public accommodations and support their right to directly discriminate against gays while claiming that gays have a right to butsecks.

Stoning gays to death is a right because it is a sincere religious belief of many bigots (which would have been legal in Arizona) and libertarianism offers no mechanism upon which to stop that from happening since the right to act has a higher priority than the right to staying alive (hence why they are opposed to government welfare) and, of course, public safety and welfare are something libertarians despise with great hate and under their premise of Social Darwinism gays would have to defend themselves (ie guns!) and would be allowed to defend their own self-appointed countries from Cletus who wouldn't mind a little tribal war against gays (since he's doing it for Jesus and all). You cannot stop a religious person from stoning gays because he is only obeying his own rules and law given to him by god and libertarians are huge fans of religious liberty. The gay person might end up dead but the death of a gay person was something that needed to be done due to the fact that a "sovereign individual" had the desire to act out his own beliefs and religious creed per the Bible under his own rules and law that Libertarianism guarantees. Libertarians might counter this point by saying that a religious person cannot do things that affect others, but that is not what libertarianism actually is and they only want to spin this in a certain way so as to distract from the actual premise of what it means to live in a real libertarian world. Libertarianism, as it is right now, holds that they are only opposed to government action (not actions by private "sovereign" individuals) and that everything the government does is pitiful and so the only way to fight crime is to own guns (not have a police force or a "police state" as they call it), and so the only way to protect ourselves from religious stone throwing zealots is not by law, police or courts (those are government institution) but by tribal warfare and gun fights. And if a couple of gays do end up stoned to death oh well, that is the nature of the beast (or survival of the fittest) and libertarians would then claim that it was the dead gays' fault for not fighting better or not having the proper guns.

So it isn't unusual to see many bigots who wish they can execute gays become or are libertarian. Libertarianism is very attractive to their ears because it gives them the license to act out their bigotry against homosexuals, just like they can act out their bigotry against the poor, women, blacks and the modern state's government, its rules and laws, and anything outside their bubble. I myself have been a witness to this libertarian bigotry. And I was even lectured by libertarians that it isn't bigotry to be a bigot against gays, blacks or what have you, it is "personal liberty" (or sometimes "freedom of speech").

So we shouldn't be surprised when a teabagger, libertarian, freedom fighter, constitutionalist, or whatever it is they call themselves these days, actually take off their clothes and are ironically exposed as fascist, such irony is their nature.

Anybody that is falling for the Libertarian propaganda are cautioned that they need to check the other side of this ugly coin and wake the fuck up and realize that libertarianism is nothing but a scam propagated by the super rich who want to destroy the modern state in order to maintain their privileged position of power.

Eric Holder slams fruity Boy Scouts for anti-gay policies

US attorney general Eric Holder slammed the Boys Scouts of America for their policy in barring gay men from becoming Scoutmasters or leaders.

The idea behind the ban is that us fags are evil sexual predators who cannot wait to get our hands on little pink cock. But then there is other band of fear-mongering breeders who say that gay men aren't fit to be masculine leaders for little Tommy, meaning that gay men aren't man enough to wear little fruity outfits with goofy looking park ranger hats and how to weave baskets, bake cupcakes, and sow merit badges like real men.

Former DoD secretary Bob Gates is now the President of this weird organization of boys in wanna-be military outfits playing pretend war games. To show you how fruity and bizarre this organization is Bob Gates oversaw the repeal of the military's 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' policy yet said that the Boy Scouts are not brave enough to let gays in like our courageous men and women in uniform (get that real uniforms). Maybe the weirdness of this organization can be explained by the fact that they are dominated by the also weird Mormon cult.

Just goes to show you that the real problem is not gays trying join this anti-gay weird fruity club (though that is part of it) it is not even the anti-gay policy itself. The real problem is that we still think that the Boy Scouts are something special to be fancied. They are not. Just like in the 1920's when lots of people joined the KKK because it was cool then, today we see men in white sheets and pointy hats as nothing but stupid clownish relics. And that is whats going to happen to the Boy Scouts as well. It may have been popular at one time, but its weird and xenophobic behavior will do it in.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Oklahoma teabagger candidate says its okay to stone gay people to death

No this isn't a satire post. Though as bizarre as you might believe teabaggers might get this isn't anything new. Remember we've had a Ron Paul teabagger also advocating the death penalty for us fags (but not stoning, probably through injecting your veins with Clorox).

Scott Esk is running for the state legislature in Oklahoma as a republican foaming at the mouth teabagger. His main issues are: fetuses staying alive, wives being loyal to their husbands, stopping beaners from crossing over the border and somehow landing in Oklahoma, controlling a woman's cooch, making sure the sick rift-raft don't get healthcare and other so great teabaggy programs that Oklahomans are just dying to implement, unlike trying to improve education, healthcare, public works, the economy... I mean who needs that right?

But what else is this god's gift to the enlightened age has to offer... oh how about this:
Morris said, “This guy posted on Facebook that homosexuals should be stoned to death. My first response was you’re nuts, nobody would be stupid enough to do that.” 
Morris says he found those postings from last summer on Facebook. 
At the time, Esk had commented on a story about the pope saying “Who am I to judge?” on homosexuality. 
Esk posted some old testament scripture that referred to homosexuality being punished.
Someone asked – “So just to be clear, you think we should execute homosexuals (presumably by stoning)?”
 
Esk responds – “I think we would be totally in the right to do it. That goes against some parts of libertarianism, I realize, and I’m largely libertarian, but ignoring as a nation things that are worthy of death is very remiss.”
There you have it. And we thought only raging Jihadis like the Sultan of Brunei were interested in stoning gays. It looks like the Taliban has officially arrived in America as the GOP tries to "re-brand" its image:


(PS - I will be addressing this whole libertarian business later)

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

UK topless Big Brother contestant wants 'poofs' shot dead

A contestant on UK's Big Brother Danielle McMahon has been exposed as posting tweets calling for 'poofs' (British version for fags) to be shot:
In a series of tweets sent from what appears to be McMahon’s Twitter account last year, McMahon called gay people “poofs” and “freaks”, suggested that they are not actually men, telling them to “man up”. 
In one tweet she said: “Just seen a supposed guy use the word lush…. Shoot him, shoot him now How utterly cringe and vile #manup #poof.” 
In another, she said: “Men should be men not use the same sayings and do the same things as girls #poof #stepouttheclosetufreak.”
“Urgh some people are so cringe Thank god they are out my life #poof #manupyoucreep“, a third message read.
She is also an underwear model who likes to show her titties to horny heterosexual men who happens to be a devout Catholic opposed to gay marriage because it is against her titties' religious beliefs. Her tits have spoken and being gay is a sin! A sin I tell ya! Now show us those titties!

Teabagger extremist beats Eric Cantor in GOP primary

Here's another indication of the pending demise of the GOP as a national party.

In today's primary elections in Virginia beehive head Eric Cantor, who is the GOP house majority leader, lost to his primary challenger David Brat. As the last name suggests, Brat is a raving teabagger who also managed to somehow maintain a real day job as a professor. Yup, you heard that right: a raving teabagger university professor. This is historic in many levels. Brat will be facing, get this, a democrat who also is a faculty member of the same college. This will be interesting and because we are dealing with a toothless teabagger it will be entertaining as well.

The main issue in the race was immigration with Brat stoking up xenophobic fears of brown people invading the country and destroying the white race as we know it.

What this also means is that the GOP has lost its last Jewish congressman, making the GOP house delegation is much more pure whiter, completely "Christian" block. And it also means that the GOP is now shrinking on its own as it becomes more reactionary, more racist, more teabaggy. It means that GOP will shrink to reflect its base: it will remain in the south, rural, and racist.

Shooting at Oregon High School, shooter killed

 

UPDATE: Cops confirmed that one other student was killed as well.

And here we have another school shooting, this time at Reynolds High School in Troutdale Oregon. At around 8 am reports indicate that an active shooter was on campus and cops immediately pounced on the school totally wiping out the shooter and leaving him like a slice of swiss cheese.

There is no word yet on how many people were shot if any, but the school is in locked down and parents are told to keep the fuck away. Watch this space for any updates.

But what do you expect when we have gun-toting teabagger ammo-sexuals, who believe that people should bring guns to schools, churches, and even nightclubs and bars, that are free to roam in public and not locked up in mental institutions where they rightfully belong.


Wisconsin gay couples get married after federal judge strikes down ban

In the great state of Wisconsin a federal judge has struck down the constitutional amendment that limits marriage to only "enduring family units" (or in other words no fags allowed) and hundreds of gay couples have started to get married to the dismay of the teabaggers and bigots of the state as they get educated by the judge on the real meaning of "traditional marriage."

For now gay marriages are still continuing in the state and the cross-eyed dofus looking governor and the viper attorney general are trying to stay the decision even though the judge has already given them the finger on such request.

So the state is asking the appeals court to issue a stay on the ruling. So watch this space.

Teabaggers need to get a grip and realize that they are losing but heck we are dealing with swindlers and delusional freaks who refuse to live in reality.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

And the winners of the 2014 Tony Awards are...

Here is the complete list of this year's winners at the Gay Oscars Tony Awards, try to guess which are the gay ones (you'll be quite surprised and pleased):




Best Musical: "A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder"

Best Leading Actress in a Musical: Jessie Mueller, "Beautiful - The Carole King Musical"

Best Leading Actor in a Play: Bryan Cranston, "All the Way"

Best Leading Actress in a Play: Audra McDonald, "Lady Day at Emerson's Bar & Grill"

Best Featured Actor in a Play: Mark Rylance, "Twelfth Night"

Best Featured Actress in a Musical: Lena Hall, "Hedwig and the Angry Inch"

Best Leading Actor in a Musical: Neil Patrick Harris, "Hedwig and the Angry Inch"

Best Play: "All the Way"

Best Revival of a Play: "A Raisin in the Sun"

Best Revival of a Musical: "Hedwig and the Angry Inch"

Best Lighting Design of a Play: Natasha Katz, "The Glass Menagerie"

Best Lighting Design of a Musical: Kevin Adams, "Hedwig and the Angry Inch"

Best Costume Design of a Play: Jenny Tiramani, "Twelfth Night"

Best Costume Design of a Musical: Linda Cho, "A Gentleman's Guide to Love & Murder"

Best Featured Actress in a Play: Sophie Okonedo, "A Raisin in the Sun"

Best Choreography: Warren Carlyle, "After Midnight"

Best Featured Actor in a Musical: James Monroe Iglehart, "Aladdin"

Best Score: Jason Robert Brown, "The Bridges of Madison County"

Best Director of a Play: Kenny Leon, "A Raisin in the Sun"

Best Director of a Musical: Darko Tresnjak, "A Gentleman's Guide to Love & Murder"

Best Book of a Musical: Robert L. Freedman, "A Gentleman's Guide to Love & Murder"

Best Orchestrations: Jason Robert Brown, "The Bridges of Madison County"

Best Scenic Design of a Play: Beowulf Boritt, "Act One"

Best Scenic Design of a Musical: Christopher Barreca, "Rocky"

Best Sound Design of a Play: Steve Canyon Kennedy, "Lady Day at Emerson's Bar & Grill"

Best Sound Design of a Musical: Brian Ronan, "Beautiful: The Carole King Musical"

Special Tony Award for Lifetime Achievement in the Theater: Costume designer Jane Greenwood

Isabelle Stevenson Award: Rosie O'Donnell

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Movie Rental Review: Robo Cop

Though I tend to be suspicious of any remake of great film classics I try to keep an open mind and approach remakes as if it were the first time I was watching it. But that I could not do with Robo Cop.

The original had great thematic elements of man-machine trying to remember its humanity in the modern world, it was indeed a great concept for a movie. But it seems some assholes came in and butchered that American classic with this hideous remake.

The new Robo Cop movie felt like it was a huge TV ad for General Electric telling us how their technology is keeping us safe during an MSNBC break. The black Bill O'Reilly wannabe named Novak was an interesting character I would say though, but it was a huge mismatch to place him into this movie (in fact that would apply to all the characters including now "detective" Murphy). There are way too many things that I can point to in this movie that are definitely out of place and feel totally out of whacked for what the movie suppose to be. The movie was trying to stay true to its 80's nostalgia while trying to appease the hipster sci-fi techy genre of today to only produce a horrendous nightmare that not even Freddy Kruger himself would step in.

There were times in the movie that I just lost interest, in particular when certain cinematic elements tend to look like I'm watching my nephew play Call of Duty on his play station. Because the movie failed to be interesting, believable, and carry a compelling story (though we already know the story the filmmakers should at least try to make it very compelling and believable) I was mainly bored throughout the entire movie.

The writing tended to be cheesy at times and had awkward references to the original which you can either laugh to them or just give a blank stare. The acting was mediocre to say the least, though Samuel L Jackson did bring some refreshing character work into the movie as Novak, every time he showed up I have to keep reminding myself that I am watching a remake of Robo Cop and not Snakes on The Plane (though a horrible movie that it was at least it was somewhat entertaining). And what about Micheal Keaton? Well, what can I say other than its Michael Keaton.

Sorry, but this isn't the Robo Cop we all know and love, this isn't even a movie. Its a total fuck up of the greatest order.

My advice: leave the classics alone and actually come up with original stories or else fuck off.

Memorable line: "Dead or alive you're coming with me."

Recommendation:  I would definitely not rent this movie for a dollar.

Grade: F

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Why are dems so eager to appoint teabaggers as federal judges?

Sometimes you have to be stern in saying NO. And by NO we mean FUCK NO.

The democratic treachery machine is at work ladies and gentlemen as the White House and some Senators are conspiring to place teabaggers on the federal bench. Don't democrats understand that the overwhelming majority of of Americans did not vote for them so they can place anti-gay, anti-women hacks in high government positions. I thought we made that absolutely fucking clear in 2012. We Americans rejected Tea-nomics and the right wing takeover and we expected reasonable statesmen to counter and fight against this parade of mutants.

But now as Rachel Maddow points out, what the fuck are these democrats doing trying to get teabaggers appointed as judges? This is a common theme in democratic politics, they are very keen to appease these hacks when long ago teabaggers were rightfully laughed off the stage. Now we have a President that says he wants to work with teabaggers. Sorry Mr. President but you cannot, you simply cannot negotiate with arsonists who want to burn the house down.

Teabagger Florida Attorney General tries to backtrack from stupid gay marriage brief

Well after Pam Bondi, the teabagger Attorney General for the state of Florida, filed a brief in defending the gay marriage ban in court saying that gays are not able to maintain an "enduring family unit" (unlike her, you see, she has been twice divorced and likes to run around town in her knickers) and being red-faced with such an embarrassing move she has issued a statement saying that it is her job (or maybe a calling from God Almighty?) to defend all laws of the state of Florida passed by the voters:
“In 2008, Florida voters amended their state constitution to define marriage as a union between a man and a woman. In response to a recent challenge to this provision, and in keeping with my sworn duty to uphold the laws of the land, my office recently filed a legal brief defending the voters' decision.  
When I defend the voters' decisions with professionalism and civility, I'm simply doing my job because my job is not to write the law, but to defend it.”
Yeah, well the issue here is not just because this dumb cow is defending an unconstitutional law, because many other airhead teabagger governors and attorneys general are doing just that. The issue here is that she is defending it in the most idiotic fashion, in fact she poses such stupid bimboish arguments that just with the brief alone the state of Florida has basically lost its case.

I mean did she really even read the damn brief before she submitted it to the court? Did she think twice (she likes doing things twice like getting divorce and running in her panties on the street) about how a supposed "attorney general" for the state who is twice divorced is posing as their central argument in defending the gay marriage ban that marriage is only for heterosexuals because they create "enduring family units" implying that gays cannot would look like to the average eye? Does she realize how stupid and downright fucking moronic she even sounds? Does she even know she has embarrassed her state, her teabagger base, and anti-gay bigots?

Nope. She denies that she even said that gays were not capable of creating "enduring family units."
“Therefore, I take exception to those who have sought to manipulate our brief, trying to make it something it is not. The brief does not argue for or against same sex marriage as a matter of policy, wisdom, or fairness."
But she actually did say that gays were basically sluts and marriage is reserved for straights because they have "enduring" families and never get divorced unlike us pesky fags. What a fucking delusional dreamer this dimwit bimbo is.

Basically she is just doing her job because she is defending a law that voters approved. If that is the case I would ask if she would defend a law that voters approved of restricting gun use per say? Would she be "daring" enough to do her job then and defend a law like that knowing full well that her teabagger base would foam at the mouth?

Its pretty lazy and lame to just claim you are doing your job. I mean what job? Look at how she is handling this case and how she is telling lie after lie. To the average person it seems this teabagger bitch does not even know what her fucking job is to tell you the truth.

Her job is first of all as an attorney (even though no person with an iota of intelligence would ever hire this bitch) is to interpret the law and provide legal advice to her client. A good attorney would be honest and say "you know what bud you will definitely lose this case, why not plea guilty and get the best possible outcome since the evidence is overwhelmingly so against you." Only shady, ambulance chasing attorneys with cheap 3 a.m. TV commercials promising to win every case no matter what (as long as you fork over your money) are sleazy enough to fight an unwinnable case knowing full well they are going to lose. And this is the type of "attorney" Floridians got. A delusional dreamer bimbo who is nothing but a sleazy ambulance chasing dishonest attorney. If she was my attorney (which that would never happened because I don't hire lawyers who got their law degrees in the mail or from KFC University) I would definitely fire her.

But since she so claims that she will defend any law would that mean she would defend a law that prohibits heterosexual cohabitation? (Yes they have a law like that, I know, I know, I know but remember Florida's legislature is filled with teabaggers). And the real question is: would she defend it against herself being that she is a fornicating whore who is currently sleeping with a boyfriend? Would she be that crass? That consistent?

Or, like most of you who read my shit already know, is she just using her job as an excuse to clumsily fag bash in such a goofy way. I think so.

(PS I'm opposed to slut shaming, but since she is a hypocritical social conservative bitch who likes to run in her underwear in the street and who basically called gay committed couples who want to marry sluts, naturally I thought I would return a favor, as per usual.)