Fascist Opera singer calls gays 'fecal masses' and throws husband under the bus

A Georgian opera singer was fired from Opera Australia for a Facebook rant that she wrote calling for violence against gays in Georgia and calling us basically pieces of shit:

Opera Australia has released soprano Tamar Iveri from her contract following a furore over "unconscionable" homophobic comments posted on the singer's Facebook page....A statement posted on the Georgian opera singer's Facebook page 18 months ago compared gay and lesbian people to fecal matter. 

The post took the form of a letter to Georgian President Giorgi Margvelashvili in which she implored him to "stop vigorous attempts to bring West's ‘fecal masses’ in the mentality of the people by means of propaganda".

Well thank you very much you bloody witch.

But then she had the audacity to actually throw her dumb super religious husband under the bus and accuses him of writing the screed on her Facebook page. Oh really?

On Saturday, Iveri posted a message on Facebook saying that her husband had been using her account at the time, describing him as "a very religious man with a tough attitude towards gay people". She accuses him of changing her original letter and posting it under her name. 

"You might imagine that I was not happy with that at all and I immediately deleted it when I saw the text about half an hour later. This text does not express my own opinion," she wrote.

Oh please. Stop trying to insult our intelligence you stupid cow. And guess what? We homos are a "very progressive bunch with a tough attitude towards bigots like you." And since you were trying to enter the Opera scene, which is basically the gayest thing on earth outside of Elton John's bathroom closet, you are obviously the one that, ironically, ended stinking like shit in the end and got your ass fired.

Don't worry sweetcheeks. I heard Fuax Noise is looking for an Opera singer to do interludes during Sean Hannity's show as he tosses the football around in the background. You'll fit right in with the rest of these quacks. If not, well you can always apply at your local Chick-Fil-A, they are always looking for dumb bimbos to do the drive-thru windows.

And if it is true (which I highly doubt) that your husband was responsible for your demise, well tough cookies. You had every intention to publish a letter anyway denouncing gays for their persistence on being treated like human beings. And that for me is enough. And by the way, you both deserve each other.

Dumb ass student gets trapped in a giant pussy sculpture

An exchange student from the US (who else) was playing around on a giant pussy sculpture in Germany and got his leg stuck in between its luscious granite lips.

A group of 20 firefighters have to come out and rescue the horny American student. They were able to pull him out after 30 minutes of giggling and chuckling and the barrage of selfies that the firemen no doubt took with this stupid dumb ass. I bet you more than anything that it was the giant boner he had that made him stuck in the first place and it took 30 minutes of sheer embarrassment in front of German firefighters to let the blood flow back to his brain.

Either this was a Freudian slip and the jerk was trying to feel like how it was when he was passing through his mommy's sweet cunt at birth, or this dude must be a virgin and he was experiencing his first time inside some pink pussy.

Obviously he doesn't listen to the Groucho Marx sounding voice of Mark Levin who advises men that they need "stop chasing genitalia." See, now you learn, as we Mexicans say.

They say that the sculpture is worth $200,000 and that no damage was done to it except for a giant cum stain which was properly wiped down by a gay firefighter. But the picture is of course priceless.