Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Why are dems so eager to appoint teabaggers as federal judges?

Sometimes you have to be stern in saying NO. And by NO we mean FUCK NO.

The democratic treachery machine is at work ladies and gentlemen as the White House and some Senators are conspiring to place teabaggers on the federal bench. Don't democrats understand that the overwhelming majority of of Americans did not vote for them so they can place anti-gay, anti-women hacks in high government positions. I thought we made that absolutely fucking clear in 2012. We Americans rejected Tea-nomics and the right wing takeover and we expected reasonable statesmen to counter and fight against this parade of mutants.

But now as Rachel Maddow points out, what the fuck are these democrats doing trying to get teabaggers appointed as judges? This is a common theme in democratic politics, they are very keen to appease these hacks when long ago teabaggers were rightfully laughed off the stage. Now we have a President that says he wants to work with teabaggers. Sorry Mr. President but you cannot, you simply cannot negotiate with arsonists who want to burn the house down.

Teabagger Florida Attorney General tries to backtrack from stupid gay marriage brief

Well after Pam Bondi, the teabagger Attorney General for the state of Florida, filed a brief in defending the gay marriage ban in court saying that gays are not able to maintain an "enduring family unit" (unlike her, you see, she has been twice divorced and likes to run around town in her knickers) and being red-faced with such an embarrassing move she has issued a statement saying that it is her job (or maybe a calling from God Almighty?) to defend all laws of the state of Florida passed by the voters:
“In 2008, Florida voters amended their state constitution to define marriage as a union between a man and a woman. In response to a recent challenge to this provision, and in keeping with my sworn duty to uphold the laws of the land, my office recently filed a legal brief defending the voters' decision.  
When I defend the voters' decisions with professionalism and civility, I'm simply doing my job because my job is not to write the law, but to defend it.”
Yeah, well the issue here is not just because this dumb cow is defending an unconstitutional law, because many other airhead teabagger governors and attorneys general are doing just that. The issue here is that she is defending it in the most idiotic fashion, in fact she poses such stupid bimboish arguments that just with the brief alone the state of Florida has basically lost its case.

I mean did she really even read the damn brief before she submitted it to the court? Did she think twice (she likes doing things twice like getting divorce and running in her panties on the street) about how a supposed "attorney general" for the state who is twice divorced is posing as their central argument in defending the gay marriage ban that marriage is only for heterosexuals because they create "enduring family units" implying that gays cannot would look like to the average eye? Does she realize how stupid and downright fucking moronic she even sounds? Does she even know she has embarrassed her state, her teabagger base, and anti-gay bigots?

Nope. She denies that she even said that gays were not capable of creating "enduring family units."
“Therefore, I take exception to those who have sought to manipulate our brief, trying to make it something it is not. The brief does not argue for or against same sex marriage as a matter of policy, wisdom, or fairness."
But she actually did say that gays were basically sluts and marriage is reserved for straights because they have "enduring" families and never get divorced unlike us pesky fags. What a fucking delusional dreamer this dimwit bimbo is.

Basically she is just doing her job because she is defending a law that voters approved. If that is the case I would ask if she would defend a law that voters approved of restricting gun use per say? Would she be "daring" enough to do her job then and defend a law like that knowing full well that her teabagger base would foam at the mouth?

Its pretty lazy and lame to just claim you are doing your job. I mean what job? Look at how she is handling this case and how she is telling lie after lie. To the average person it seems this teabagger bitch does not even know what her fucking job is to tell you the truth.

Her job is first of all as an attorney (even though no person with an iota of intelligence would ever hire this bitch) is to interpret the law and provide legal advice to her client. A good attorney would be honest and say "you know what bud you will definitely lose this case, why not plea guilty and get the best possible outcome since the evidence is overwhelmingly so against you." Only shady, ambulance chasing attorneys with cheap 3 a.m. TV commercials promising to win every case no matter what (as long as you fork over your money) are sleazy enough to fight an unwinnable case knowing full well they are going to lose. And this is the type of "attorney" Floridians got. A delusional dreamer bimbo who is nothing but a sleazy ambulance chasing dishonest attorney. If she was my attorney (which that would never happened because I don't hire lawyers who got their law degrees in the mail or from KFC University) I would definitely fire her.

But since she so claims that she will defend any law would that mean she would defend a law that prohibits heterosexual cohabitation? (Yes they have a law like that, I know, I know, I know but remember Florida's legislature is filled with teabaggers). And the real question is: would she defend it against herself being that she is a fornicating whore who is currently sleeping with a boyfriend? Would she be that crass? That consistent?

Or, like most of you who read my shit already know, is she just using her job as an excuse to clumsily fag bash in such a goofy way. I think so.

(PS I'm opposed to slut shaming, but since she is a hypocritical social conservative bitch who likes to run in her underwear in the street and who basically called gay committed couples who want to marry sluts, naturally I thought I would return a favor, as per usual.)