Uganda rages about being 'blackmailed' over anti-gay law

The Christian Taliban regime in Uganda has reacted to sanctions that the US is going to impose for passing the infamous anti-gay bill that will put all gays in jail for life.

They are now claiming that they are being "blackmailed" by the United States.

Oh go fuck yourselves. First of all, these so-called "sanctions" are basically cutting certain benefits that we American taxpayers were giving you. You are free to lift your pathetic non-country from its economic ashes and be self-sufficient at any time, therefore there is no need to beg for our evil homo-western money. We're not threatening war, economic embargoes, or engage in any other maneuvers in order to "blackmail" anybody.

If any I wish we actually did blackmail this so-called country and then some. Countries, wannabe-countries, mini-states, war lord territories or whatever have no right to violate an individual's natural human right to exist. We fought against this right wing fascism in WWII for a reason: to get rid off dumb asses who think they can toy with a human being's physical life and exterminate them because they belong to an unpopular minority.

I think that these goons who are running that so-called country have no authority claiming any type of victim-hood being that they are the ones who are beating up, murdering, raping, and imprisoning people just because they are gay. Let's get that point straight.

Stephen Colbert on changing tide of gay marriage, David Boies and Ted Olson on the show

Stephen Colbert talks about the changing tide of gay marriage and finally decides to take no position, like a real republican hack politician!


Next, Stephen interviews the power attorney team David Boies and Ted Olson who are fighting for gay marriage in the courts and were able to win gay marriage in California:

Jon Stewart takes a crack at stupid teabagger moron Rick Perry and his gay/alcoholism commments

Jon Stewart reacts to Rick Perry's comments on comparing homosexuality to alcoholism, because you know... being gay can lead to impaired driving, liver cancer and wife beating.

Hottie gets arrested and his mugshot goes viral

A very attractive hottie by the name of Jeremy Meeks from California was arrested during a gun sweep. He was booked, fingerprinted, then posed for the Hugo Boss camera crew who also happen to take mugshots at the local police department as a side job it appears.

I mean look at him:

Yup, that is his real mugshot, its not one of my photo-shopped pics. He is so gorgeous that women's nipples were turning hard and gay guys (and even some straight dudes) started howling.

And now he's officially becoming a national sensation as the hottest felon of all time. He's warming our hearts and flooding many tiny veins with blood as he pistol whips his associate Sammy for not hiding the stash properly as the cops ram through his door.

And what is a national sensation without memes:

The guy obviously should consider a career in modeling instead of crime. Or at least consider hustling as the prefer career change.

I know he's making a lot of women's panties wet and some gay men cum in their tighty whities but as for me... Well he's hot, but not my type. I know, I know, I know. The thing for me is that I think of men like I do with caviar: I think the expensive stuff is pretty nice, but the cheapest, though may not be as elegant, is pretty tasty for me (and yes that's actually true about caviar as well).

And by the way the guy is already married with kids (although that shouldn't discourage any of you I think), here's his wifey:

Oh well. Gush, why is it that the cute ones always turn out to be bad boys.