Twice divorced teabagger Florida Attorney General says marriage is reserved for 'stable, enduring family units'

Get a load of this.

Teabagger maniac who somehow was able to get elected as attorney general of Florida said in court papers that the reason why gays shouldn't get married is because they cannot form 'stable, enduring family units':

"Florida's marriage laws, then, have a close, direct, and rational relationship to society's legitimate interest in increasing the likelihood that children will be born to and raised by the mothers and fathers who produced them in stable and enduring family units..."

Right. So says the woman who has two divorces. Will that mean that hypocritical teabaggers like her should not get married at all? Would that mean that many heterosexuals would not be eligible for marriage?

Don't even bother in answering. Dumb cows like her just don't really want to admit the fact that the reason why she is defending this particular law is because she and her tea-cohorts just down right hate fags.

I mean what other reason can there be for a public official to just embarrass herself like that other than the fact that teabaggers are nonetheless a really huge embarrassment to the American polity.

Oh and by the way, here she is doing an undie race...

Faux Noise pundits don't like duck molester, pro-slavery racist, homophobic teabagger darling Phil Robertson either

A few Faux Noise pundits who have not had all of their brain cells radiated away by teabagger poisonous gases gave their honest opinion about having Phil Robertson represent the GOP's outreach program:

But I tend to agree with Michelle on this: Phil Robertson actually does represent the teabagger base, he is their guy and as such he is the GOP. 

So it is up to the 80% of us who are not drinking this stinking tea and inform rational voters what they are actually fucking voting for.

GOP bigots do not understand why non-white non-heterosexual non-teabaggy people don't like them

We all know that it is a matter of time before the nightmare of the teabagger party, reactionary libertarianism, and the xenophobic conservative movement will come to its rightful end. And nothing helps in your own self-destruction like being in denial with a healthy dose of grandiose delusional thinking.

Yet the teabaggers are wondering why we normal people do not like them. Their leader Reince Priebus (oh yeah, what a sexy name that is, surely you can attract lots of people with it too?) ponders:

RNC chairman Reince Priebus, invoking the legacy of abolitionist leader Frederick Douglass, asked a question at the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans that many prominent Republicans have asked in recent years: Why does the party of Abraham Lincoln not get more credit as the party of tolerance? “We’re the party of freedom and we’re the party of opportunity and we’re the party of equality, we’re the ones with that history,” Priebus said in his speech Thursday. “It’s the other side that has a shameful history, but you wouldn’t know it because we don’t talk about it.”

And right after Rinse Prewash gave that speech at the GOP conference guess who took to the podium next?

DUCKY DYNASTY!!!!



Nothing says "tolerance" like a bearded Christian Taliban anti-gay, racist, pro-child marriage reactionary bigoted duck molester quacking away.