A meltdown at a bakery in Indiana

Baker: Now serving number 12.

Heterosexual couple: a chocolate wedding cake please.

Baker: (hands them the wedding cake) Here you go, that'll be 75.00 please.

Heterosexual couple pays and leaves.

Baker: Now serving number 13.

Homosexual couple: The chocolate cake you sold that couple was nice, we would like one of those please.

CUE EVIL MUSIC

Baker: Nope, sorry.

Homosexual couple: Why not? Are you out of chocolate wedding cakes?

Baker: No. You are participating in a lifestyle that is against my religious beliefs. Sorry. Jesus loves you!

Homosexual couple: But. But. But...

Baker pulls her hair out in a fit rage: Aaaaahhh! Stop FORCING ME! Aggghhh! You're shoving your gayness down my throat!!!! Aggghh!

Homosexual couple: All we wanted was a chocolate wedding cake. (one of them points to the display case with a chocolate wedding cake already made)

Baker: Help! Help! Help! I am being held captive by militant homosexualist activists and their demand of chocolate wedding cakes at a bakery! HELP! HEEEELLLPPP!

Homosexual couple (looking confused): What are you talking about?

Baker: YOU'RE FORCING ME TO PARTICIPATE IN YOUR SINFUL SODOMITE BASED MARRIAGE! YOU ARE INFRINGING ON MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT TO FREAK OUT! BWAAAAH!

Homosexual couple: What? Oh. No. It's not for us. It's for Aunt Tilda's wedding. She's getting married tomorrow.

Baker: To a maaaaannn?

Homosexual couple: Yup, nice guy. It's her fifth marriage. She's Catholic and he's a Jew. We finally convinced them to marry after catching them fornicating many times. And I think the groom is already married. LOL. These adulterers I tell you.

Baker: Oh, in that case. Phew. (Hands them a chocolate wedding cake) For a minute there I thought I was going to have to be FORCED to sanction something that is totally against Bible!