An exchange student from the US (who else) was playing around on a giant pussy sculpture in Germany and got his leg stuck in between its luscious granite lips.
A group of 20 firefighters have to come out and rescue the horny American student. They were able to pull him out after 30 minutes of giggling and chuckling and the barrage of selfies that the firemen no doubt took with this stupid dumb ass. I bet you more than anything that it was the giant boner he had that made him stuck in the first place and it took 30 minutes of sheer embarrassment in front of German firefighters to let the blood flow back to his brain.
Either this was a Freudian slip and the jerk was trying to feel like how it was when he was passing through his mommy's sweet cunt at birth, or this dude must be a virgin and he was experiencing his first time inside some pink pussy.
Obviously he doesn't listen to the Groucho Marx sounding voice of Mark Levin who advises men that they need "
stop chasing genitalia." See, now you learn, as we Mexicans say.
They say that the sculpture is worth $200,000 and that no damage was done to it except for a giant cum stain which was properly wiped down by a gay firefighter. But the picture is of course priceless.
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