Monday, June 16, 2014

Michael Sam officially signs with the Rams

Hey bigots, take this news and shove it up your pipes and smoke it:
The Rams announced on Thursday that they had signed all 11 players selected by the team in the 2014 NFL draft, including Sam. A first-team All-American defensive lineman from the University of Missouri, Sam signed a four-year, $2.65 million contract, with $46,000 of it guaranteed, reported Mike Garafolo of FOX Sports. All of the Rams' rookie signees went through some financial education before signing their deals.
Even though bigots were in denial by trying to point out that Sam was no good and that he might not even make the cut are now probably shitting in their pants.

And by the way, that is one cool pay check and I hope he doesn't become an NFL statistic of going into bankruptcy a few years after leaving the league like all the other players. If I were his boyfriend I would not only make him an exquisite dinner at home but would definitely give him the best fuck he ever had, though something tells me that this already happened the night when he's contract was announced. Hot.

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