And yet another heterosexual NFL felon charged with wife-beating, child abuse

Ready for another distraction football heads?

Here we have another heterosexual felon who plays for the National Felons League who is being charged for domestic violence and child abuse (a two-for this time). This time the felon is Jonathan Dwyer of the Arizona Cardinals, yup a few miles from where I live. God, I feel like now I need to take a shower knowing that I shared the streets with a felon wife-beater and child abuser who plays for the NFL.

Tonight the Phoenix PD have charged Dwyer with aggravated assault that also "involved a minor" and the felon will probably get to spend the night with Sheriff Arpaio in his pink boxers:

Phoenix police said the charges stemmed from two separate incidents that are alleged to have occurred at his home in late July. A report was first made to the Phoenix Police Department on Sept. 11, and when detectives questioned Dwyer, he admitted to the incidents but denied any physical assaults, police said. 

Dwyer was being booked into the Maricopa County Jail on Wednesday on one count of aggravated assault causing a fracture, one count of aggravated assault involving a minor, two counts of criminal damage, one count of preventing the use of a phone in an emergency, and assault, police said.

 The ultimate hetero-pandemonium at the NFL continues...