Nat Geo Channel Should DUMP The Scouts' Fruity Show

Today GLAAD and an Eagle Scout delivered a petition with 120,000 signatures to the National Geographic Network headquarters demanding that a disclaimer be aired at the beginning of each episode of 'Are You Tougher Than a Boy Scout' stating that Nat Geo does not endorse anti-gay discrimination.

First off, the whole premise of the reality show is pretty lame and sounds uninteresting and kinda fruity. Although I would rather like to see something like 'Are Gays Tougher Than a Boy Scout?' That would be more interesting and would in fact garnered more ratings because, well, straight male audiences don't want to see themselves as much on TV. They like to watch funny and witty gays, sexy and hot chicks, explosions, car crashes, homeless men fighting over an expired can of olives, and Peter Griffin farting on Meg's face on their TV screens. Sorry if that sounds juvenile but that is what the most important targeted TV audience wants to see and it is something a TV network should know about. But just to have have some heterosexual dupes trying to compete with fruity teenagers in camp uniforms is really stupid, and a bad show idea. Whoever pitched this ludicrous idea to Nat Geo should be taken out into the street and shot in front of their families.

The above reason alone should be enough for the proper nixing of this dumb show and throwing all video copies of it into a black hole where they will be "spaghettified." But if you really want to get at these ignorant and out of touch Network execs on the whole gay-scout-ban thing then of course we could make the case that anti-gay discrimination is really wrong, stupid, weird and yes... fruity.

But the misguided Network is defending its grotesque decision to their "the show must go on" position saying that the Network itself does not support discrimination of gays. Scalia Mussolini comes to mind: "DON'T BELIEVE IT"...

They are indeed supporting and endorsing anti-gay discrimination by giving this fruity club of men and boys with funny uniforms who shit in holes in the ground in the forest a platform. Forget that they say that the anti-gay issue is not part of the show because IT IS.

Point in fact: the Scouts went to the Supreme Court and said that excluding gays was and is what makes them 'The Boy Scouts.' In other words, anti-gay discrimination is the central thesis to their organization. This is further emphasized by those who support the ban saying that anti-gay discrimination is "central" to scouting because it reinforces the Scout oath (this is really fruity now) that boys must be "morally straight." So yes, the Boy Scouts are an anti-gay organization because they have admitted to that fact in front of everybody in Court.

Next the History Channel will explore ancient aliens and the KKK, because you know, History Channel "doesn't" support racial discrimination.