Eric Holder slams fruity Boy Scouts for anti-gay policies

US attorney general Eric Holder slammed the Boys Scouts of America for their policy in barring gay men from becoming Scoutmasters or leaders.

The idea behind the ban is that us fags are evil sexual predators who cannot wait to get our hands on little pink cock. But then there is other band of fear-mongering breeders who say that gay men aren't fit to be masculine leaders for little Tommy, meaning that gay men aren't man enough to wear little fruity outfits with goofy looking park ranger hats and how to weave baskets, bake cupcakes, and sow merit badges like real men.

Former DoD secretary Bob Gates is now the President of this weird organization of boys in wanna-be military outfits playing pretend war games. To show you how fruity and bizarre this organization is Bob Gates oversaw the repeal of the military's 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' policy yet said that the Boy Scouts are not brave enough to let gays in like our courageous men and women in uniform (get that real uniforms). Maybe the weirdness of this organization can be explained by the fact that they are dominated by the also weird Mormon cult.

Just goes to show you that the real problem is not gays trying join this anti-gay weird fruity club (though that is part of it) it is not even the anti-gay policy itself. The real problem is that we still think that the Boy Scouts are something special to be fancied. They are not. Just like in the 1920's when lots of people joined the KKK because it was cool then, today we see men in white sheets and pointy hats as nothing but stupid clownish relics. And that is whats going to happen to the Boy Scouts as well. It may have been popular at one time, but its weird and xenophobic behavior will do it in.